David M. Green

Writing some really funny stuff

“No ruler should put troops into the field merely to gratify his own spleen”

Wonder which quitter One Nation will recruit next

The night crew at Kia Arena

Kia Arena exterior

Pretty light projector on the side of Rod Laver Arena

Melbourne CBD at dusk

#AusOpen

Twitter screenshot: Imao the Kia Arena court is absolutely flooded and the DJ is playing YMCA and the crowd is hyped #AusOpen

David M. Green gives a thumbs up through the control room window at Kia Arena

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The Kia Arena night crew on court

Faders on the audio desk at Kia Arena

Beautiful sunset over Kia Arena as a tennis match takes place

Gaël Monfils in his final tennis match at the Australian Open on Kia Arena

3 weeks operating the audio at Kia Arena

Come for a ride!

Sign the Petition SAVE MR TULK!

WHAT!? MR TULK IS IN TROUBLE!? Save the fabulous Mr Tulk Café at the State Library of Victoria! Sign the petition here: c.org/wxZcFV9Vyk

Only $1.4 billion? I mean that’s still pretty good

Ha I drove past around about the time you posted this

The Australian flag from The Simpsons featuring an arse-kicking boot

Australia = Good
Choice of date of Australia Day = Bad

Turns out the ACCC can say no

This was a big swing for the ABC. Can Tony Armstrong turn it into a series? “I can’t believe we’re saying this on telly”: the former News Breakfast host reflects on Wednesday night’s big change of pace.

More of this I reckon

YouTube video by David M. Green Rex Hunt on radio - The Yodeller (AFL Live, 2012)

From my personal archives. Rex Hunt & The Yodeller: youtu.be/5-SsLdjuyHc?...

You Beauty BBQs. Grill like Brian Simmons from the Adelaide Crows with a You Beauty BBQ.

I played that on my Radio Adelaide show 20 years ago!

If anyone protests about this you will be arrested.

Welcome to VHS Revue

For starters, pay management less

Is this that “gas-lead recovery” I’ve heard so much about?

You see a company post an AI image on Facebook. You comment you don’t like this AI image. They’re a big company, they should hire a graphic artist. You get no reply. A few days later you get a notification from Facebook that you helped the company earn a “rising creator” badge. Share your support.

Jeeze this is one of the worse iPhone iOS updates. So many things look worse and don’t work as well. Feels like a huge step backwards

Hey YouTube, can you bring back the list view for shorts on the mobile app? It was much easier to see all the info at a glance like the monetization, public/unlisted status and date it was posted

Bored of peace

So my iPhone updated and I lost a whole tab group in Safari and it won’t let me create a new one?

I remember feeling like this in 2008 when I saw a Nintendo 64 in a video game museum

David M. Green behind the counter at Video Land, Melbourne Immigration Museum

Racks of VHS tapes at Video Land, Melbourne Immigration Museum

Retro style custom carpeting at Video Land, Melbourne Immigration Museum

David M. Green amongst racks of VHS tapes at Video Land, Melbourne Immigration Museum

Finally got a chance to see Callum Preston’s ‘Video Land’ exhibition at Melbourne’s Immigration Museum. Fantastic. I actually found it really hard to leave. It’s still open for a couple more weeks so check it out.

What happened to the nice list view on the “your videos” tab on the YouTube mobile app?

Well that’s almost enough for a deposit