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The man who had his doctor report that he’s 6’3”, 238 lbs fired the person in charge of reporting labor statistics.

Imagine getting fired because math hurt a man’s feelings. We’re being governed by a walking Yelp review.

Rick + Vicky Ward on the Monstrous Maxwell A recording from Rick Wilson's live video

Rick + Vicky Ward on the Monstrous Maxwell
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

More of this, please.

If you don’t use your voices

You will be forced to use your hands in the future…

Watch the video 🇺🇸

#SheShed

84% of cat owners are willing to break up with their partner if they don't say "big yawn" when their cat yours.

That's fair.

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a God."

Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a God."

Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a God."

Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a God."

Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a God."

Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a God."

Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist

Vast supplies of U.S. aid remain stranded, despite State Department promises More than 60,000 metric tons of food have languished in warehouses in the United States and around the world — with expiration dates nearing on some items.

Folks Need to keep saying "Republican" with stuff like this.

This is not just DOGE, not limited to MAGA, its the entire Republican party.

Republicans.

“Both of them.”

PHD stands "Photogenic Duck"! for

Obviously.

Sorry. I'd then have 9 in my garage! ;)

Threads post reads: “Just packed for Vegas when my wife hits me with "I just got my period." Now I'm debating... do I drop $2,000 to be bunkmates at the Bellagio with no action and overpriced room service, or fake a work emergency and let her take one of her single friends instead? Married guys will get it. Single people, don't judge. What would you do?” A reply below it reads: “If my husband tweeted this- we would both be bleeding.”

👏👏👏

Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won" Math doesn’t lie—people do. A buried NSA‑authorized audit paved the way for this unelected illegitimate regime.

This should be a Five Alarm Fire on every G'ddamned media outlet in the world.

I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see.

open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

‘Daily Show’ Humiliates ‘World’s Greatest Thinker’ Joe Rogan The show spent seven minutes straight making fun of the provocative podcaster.

Well sure, Joe makes it pretty easy.

(Enjoy the video!)