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LOLs, Nothing Matters! (Until It Does)

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Israel Marks a Somber Two-Year Milestone in Subdued Fashion

In a just world, Hamas and their extreme right wing backers, the extreme right wing Israelis, and the extreme right wing Americans can be locked in a dome someplace and fight among themselves over whose G*d is most powerful where they cannot hurt anyone else.

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Optics, motherfuckers, optics.

06.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow

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84 year old victim with blood on her head from ICE attack

84 year old victim with blood on her head from ICE attack

Blood covering the middle of her shirt.

Blood covering the middle of her shirt.

ICE thugs did this to an 84 year old peaceful protester and her husband. Honor First right boys! This is why I do what I do.

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

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S/O the Black mayors doing everything they can to defend their residents from ICE and national guard invasions

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Here’s the CBS News report about ICE making bogus 911 calls and filing false police reports in Chicago.

ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social

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Chicago is not laying down for ICE!
This is what community looks like!

β€œMAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING HELL”

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"The woman’s father confirmed she is an American citizen. β€œThey are targeting us for being Hispanic.”"

My friend's nephew was pulled over & harassed by ICE on Saturday in Naperville. His Afro-Latina daughter was in the car & they were targeting her. Just abusing people across Chicago & the suburbs.

06.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, obviously.

The correct thing to do when DHS or ICE or any of these thugs makes a claim like this one -- the only thing to do, really -- is presume they are lying.

Because they always are.

They are state-sponsored Klan members, and should be treated accordingly.

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There's a urine test for ANTIFA!

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First military PUSHBACK against Trump’s illegal order takes place
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen First military PUSHBACK against Trump’s illegal order takes place

First military PUSHBACK against Trump’s illegal order takes place.
Illinois National Guard refuses to be deployed.

youtu.be/X7n9CkX3PrU?...

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Dunno why ...

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Bless Dr. Jane Goodall’s Final Message To Humanity In which she tells us who she'd launch into space.

Please watch her final words to us all. They are beautiful and have given me a grounding sort of hope. Maybe they’ll help you too.

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Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.

06.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10958    πŸ” 3043    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 124
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The idea of Americans having to be forced to ID themselves and wait to see if they are wanted while everyone is cuffed, because of

"Where they chose to live and by their skin color"

Is FASCISM

stop pretending it isn't

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⚠️ #GhislaineMaxwell #Pedophile

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2/2: Jesusfuckingchrist.

"Let's just give him everything he wants, and then when we say "no!" he'll, like, respect us, and stuff."

I mean, JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST.

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β€˜Bow to the Emperor’: We Asked 50 Legal Experts About the Trump Presidency

1/2: "Gertner referenced the theory of some experts that the justices’ rulings are an effort to amass credibility with Trump so that he’ll abide by their order when they eventually rule against him."

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2/2: A lot of those people actually believe in things beyond Trump being King. It's still shocking to me but they kind of do.

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Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from sending National Guard troops to Oregon A federal judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration from deploying any National Guard units to Oregon, including the California National Guard.

1/2: The thing with a lot of the Trump 1.0 judges, not all of them, maybe not even a majority, but a lot of them, is they were put up by the Federalist Society hacks, and they still have a lot of unreconstructed neocons in their legal orbit.

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The Village and the Sewer Behind the "Blueskyism" debate

Probably not a popular opinion but I don’t think serious journalists should be on social media at all, nor should they report on things that are posted there from the commentariat. We’d be a lot better off as a society if we didn’t elevate the worst random weirdos on the planet to global visibility.

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Indiana prosecutors add felony battery charge against Mark Sanchez over alleged attack Prosecutors said the additional felony charge was due to the alleged assault β€œinvolving serious bodily injury.”

Do I understand this correctly:

1. 38 year old former pro athlete Mark Sanchez got drunk.

2. Then he got in a fight with a 69 year old man.

3. Then he got pepper sprayed and stabbed.

4. Then he got arrested, in his hospital bed, and now faces felony charges in Indiana.

Helluva weekend, Sir.

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A judge blocked Trump from sending Oregon's National Guard into Portland.

That same judge then blocked Trump from deploying California's National Guard to Portland instead.

This isn't a "left wing" judge β€” Trump appointed her.

Says a lot about Trump's authoritarian power grab.

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House of South Carolina Judge Criticized by Trump Administration Burns Down Authorities are investigating a fire at the home of a South Carolina judge who had reportedly received death threats in what could be the latest incident of political violence across the country.

"Stephen Miller is practicing stochastic terrorism the right way."

- Ezra Klein, possibly

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