shame. it only does that to you if you aren't pure of heart
*goes to pick the sun back up to take it with me* *burns also my paw on it* *staggers backwards and falls over* *det
@notburma.bsky.social
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shame. it only does that to you if you aren't pure of heart
*goes to pick the sun back up to take it with me* *burns also my paw on it* *staggers backwards and falls over* *det
went to the store
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AI Summary β¨
Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove β perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
Two tuxedo cats play-fighting, one dramatically dodging the otherβs paw
Uni dodged Yoruβs attack!
Too cool. Too strong.
lest we forget what happened the last time JD Vance spent time with the Pope
26.02.2026 05:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once you see this, youβll always see him this way.
24.02.2026 02:09 β π 2002 π 439 π¬ 90 π 51I just met you
And this ship has set sail
But heres my number
Call me Ishmael
?
25.02.2026 14:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ive got a gimmick where i post about things i enjoy and things happening in my life
23.02.2026 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to get more cringe
23.02.2026 06:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LA Times, 2015
20.02.2026 11:36 β π 67 π 14 π¬ 1 π 3a meteorite falls from space and crushes a nearby pedestrian
20.02.2026 07:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i don't elaborate any further
20.02.2026 07:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0im gonna do a bunny here
20.02.2026 07:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i get it...
20.02.2026 00:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0now now, you know you're not supposed to touch that *goes to grab the sun to put it back* *burns my paw on it* *staggers backwards and falls over* *detonates*
19.02.2026 18:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0THE TOMATO IS COMING BACK!!
10.02.2026 17:20 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1i get it... universal ... cau se cause youre in outr space . i get it
12.02.2026 15:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The opposition: I bet a PENNY you won't go FAR on that THING...
My coordinated ass:
this accidentally sparked a conversation between me and a friend about alternatives to our current service (discord) and now we might genuinely end up moving
09.02.2026 17:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0grins concerningly
09.02.2026 16:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lowkey so sick of basically all modern platforms i feel like this could be a good idea
09.02.2026 16:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And i'm the internet
09.02.2026 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i havent forgotten the nae nae bin
07.02.2026 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you have also somehow managed to make discord crash whenever you right click, so i don't know if that's particularly unique
07.02.2026 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You die because i kill you
06.02.2026 18:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the way Broden so confidently stands there like he knows there's something about the scene that is supposed to be making him look cool
03.02.2026 18:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Broden Kelly stands slightly off to the left of the center of large a pair of wings painted on the wall
This @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social image has always been a massive inspiration for my brand of comedy
03.02.2026 18:16 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0