Matt's Avatar

Matt

@mattyjb.bsky.social

London queer, likes a dance. πŸͺ©πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

58 Followers  |  50 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.8228

Latest posts by mattyjb.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm a bit of a slut for condiments but now they're taking up about 50% of my fridge and it feels slightly oppressive

02.03.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is puppy brain a thing? Because I have it

11.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gay and tired

06.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Had a crappy day but there is this

05.02.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Update: Puppy arrived, called Ianto

30.01.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We lost our last dog suddenly on his 3rd Birthday at the end of 2023, so it's been a long emotional road to this moment. Excited and nervous.

27.01.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Again on the road but to collect our chosen puppy tomorrow morning... 😳

27.01.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Today is a good day - early faves beyond singles are Girl Feels Good, Room Of Fools, Sticky, Striptease πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘½

24.01.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eusexua Friday can't come soon enough.

22.01.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today should be a sad day but I'm actually on the road to visit some puppies so πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

06.01.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

Demure

05.01.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuts how accessible it is with 0 medical consultation.

05.01.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Blondie for festivus

23.12.2024 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can they keep making Wham! documentaries please

20.12.2024 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally saw Wicked - did love it even though not a musical fan, some thoughts:
1. SHIZ?! πŸ˜‚
2. Loved that all the boys were a bit fruity, especially during Bailey's number
3. Ariana was actually flawless

13.12.2024 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Suspicious neon drink anyone?

13.12.2024 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get a lil Paul Mescal earring while you're there

07.12.2024 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If another str8 man I know grows a moustache I stg...

07.12.2024 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.

05.12.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 28067    πŸ” 6900    πŸ’¬ 716    πŸ“Œ 712

You in water

04.12.2024 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to the Birmingham show on Friday and I've had a mild feeling of dread for ages, mainly about the crowd 😬

27.11.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4 pics from your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies

27.11.2024 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

Update on Ms.Noir

26.11.2024 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Still laughing about this 1 ⭐ review for my friend's family cafe.

19.11.2024 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

the substance

13.11.2024 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6951    πŸ” 2370    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 77

Mistakenly put gaming as an interest when I barely play anything these days and my Discover feed is just that.

My actual interests are faggoty nonsense and house music. How do I switch?

16.11.2024 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rivals is like TV crack and I think I now have a thing for Danny Dyer? 😳

16.11.2024 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Not sure what to post first so here's our household's new rescue - Ms Kitty Noir 😻

14.11.2024 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mattyjb is following 20 prominent accounts