I'm a bit of a slut for condiments but now they're taking up about 50% of my fridge and it feels slightly oppressive
02.03.2025 09:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mattyjb.bsky.social
London queer, likes a dance. πͺ©π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ΅πΈ
I'm a bit of a slut for condiments but now they're taking up about 50% of my fridge and it feels slightly oppressive
02.03.2025 09:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is puppy brain a thing? Because I have it
11.02.2025 18:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gay and tired
06.02.2025 16:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had a crappy day but there is this
05.02.2025 18:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Update: Puppy arrived, called Ianto
30.01.2025 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We lost our last dog suddenly on his 3rd Birthday at the end of 2023, so it's been a long emotional road to this moment. Excited and nervous.
27.01.2025 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Again on the road but to collect our chosen puppy tomorrow morning... π³
27.01.2025 13:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Today is a good day - early faves beyond singles are Girl Feels Good, Room Of Fools, Sticky, Striptease π πΌπ½
24.01.2025 15:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eusexua Friday can't come soon enough.
22.01.2025 14:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today should be a sad day but I'm actually on the road to visit some puppies so π€·πΌββοΈ
06.01.2025 10:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Demure
05.01.2025 23:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nuts how accessible it is with 0 medical consultation.
05.01.2025 22:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blondie for festivus
23.12.2024 11:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can they keep making Wham! documentaries please
20.12.2024 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finally saw Wicked - did love it even though not a musical fan, some thoughts:
1. SHIZ?! π
2. Loved that all the boys were a bit fruity, especially during Bailey's number
3. Ariana was actually flawless
Suspicious neon drink anyone?
13.12.2024 12:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get a lil Paul Mescal earring while you're there
07.12.2024 15:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If another str8 man I know grows a moustache I stg...
07.12.2024 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
05.12.2024 03:59 β π 28067 π 6900 π¬ 716 π 712You in water
04.12.2024 09:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going to the Birmingham show on Friday and I've had a mild feeling of dread for ages, mainly about the crowd π¬
27.11.2024 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 04 pics from your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies
27.11.2024 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Update on Ms.Noir
26.11.2024 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still laughing about this 1 β review for my friend's family cafe.
19.11.2024 11:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the substance
13.11.2024 02:51 β π 6951 π 2370 π¬ 37 π 77Mistakenly put gaming as an interest when I barely play anything these days and my Discover feed is just that.
My actual interests are faggoty nonsense and house music. How do I switch?
Rivals is like TV crack and I think I now have a thing for Danny Dyer? π³
16.11.2024 10:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not sure what to post first so here's our household's new rescue - Ms Kitty Noir π»
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