Mike Bird

I'm not gonna be the creep that breaks this streak.
Stop the steel.

Hero Hurls Hero

When a major NCAA athletic conference has 18 members but still calls itself the BIG TEN, any expansion of the United States hardly requires a new flag.

Which will be greater tonight: Tarik Skubal high strikeouts in an inning, or Riley Greene total times striking out? GET IT TOGETHER, GREENE.
#DetroitTigers

This could be the kanar talking, but my reluctactace to "like" this post intensifies the message that I should, in fact, "like."

I thought Trump was going to curb inflation. Did you see how much used piñatas are going for?

I don't understand the controversy. The label cautioned parents, and strongly, too. We're done here. Sure, some material is X-Tra Hype, but that's really only a problem for the squares and suckers.

Whoa. I haven't seen a catch that amazing since Zeke the Wonderdog. #GoGreene
#Tigers

I usually just take an allergy pill or hang out indoors in the air conditioning.
Parking lots are even worse than flowers.

I really expected the USA falling into dictatorship would at least produce fucking amazing punk rock.
Did it happen and I missed it because I'm old now?

This is Trump's most believable lie.
"You're calling the Donald? Come on, Jeff. He's a total boner killer. Do not invite him. Besides, you know that loudmouth creep will go on Stern and blab about our entire weekend. More 14 year-olds for the rest of us!"

I see how this is going: THE THE VERSUS THE WORLD. Appropriate name for the tour of this album. (The official VHS release is in my library, but I don't have a VCR.)
Mind Bomb is the bomb.

Feels like we're headed for a real-life remake of A Few Good Men, where Ghisaline Maxwell is back on the stand, and there aren't even a few good men.

Runs scored. Mustaches achieved. Victory. Now do another. And save democracy, human rights, the environment, etcetera...

Call me a Democrat, but I like the Detroit Tigers' chances today. Surely, this July deathspiral will not continue.

Dude. Fantastic is right there in the title. They didn't lie. Go to the movies this weekend.

THE OCEAN BLUE is a delight. I've been a fan since 1990. Best thing to come out of Hershey, Pennsylvania. I can get my chocolate 🍫 elsewhere.

This is the nearest thing to an endorsement of Skinny Puppy you will see on the internet.

We all have heroes.
Sometimes, we learn those people are actually monsters.
If they are still your hero, then you are a monster too.

It's refreshing to know everything being evil, and a scam is a fact. Opinions are so 1979.

The perfect summer to normalize releasing files. Probably didn't tag all mentions of good King Joffrey. Well done, Ser!

The Deep State Detroit Tigers are back to distracting me from how the gross ass future President lusted after his own daughter (along with probably other, even younger girls).
BE BETTER AT BASEBALL!

RAKE ROGERS SAYS RELEASE THE FILES!
Tigers hit a home run for America and transparency!

Dude, are the Detroit Tigers trying to distract us from the Epstein Files, too, with their shitty play lately?

Please excuse me if I miss the vote on any remaining albums this round. I was blissfully stuck in a trance, while THE STONE ROSES plays on a loop (again), and I forgot to check the feed.
This is the best album of 1989.

My Fantastic Four

Could a guy drawing his name as pubic hair on a drawing be into underage girls?
Probably. He seems like a creep.

When I saw Coldplay in 2006 at The Palace of Auburn Hills, the only thing bad that happened to me was I saw Coldplay, critically damaging my punk rock identity.

During his final weeks on air, after the announcement of being canceled/replaced, Conan O'Brien made the most incredible, much watch, live programming in television history. It's about to happen again.