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Mike Bird

@astronautbread.bsky.social

Progressive Detroiter and MSU Spartan grad. Enjoys Detroit sports, old Marvel comics, and listening to depressing/angry classic punk rock and alternative music. But nothing matters anymore.

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bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it Alt: bugs bunny and daffy duck are taking turns pulling down hunting signs posted on a tree trunk that either read "duck season" or "rabbit season"

My Tigers Fandom, confidence, and desire for another game versus just going full Lions.

08.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to complain more about Riley Greene.
It's a (my) birthday miracle.

08.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Baseball is weird. Go the Tigers.

08.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we counted Tiger hitters just reaching first base as runs, we still wouldn't overcome this massive 3-0 hole.

08.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm changing my vote.

It won't work. It never does.
People delude themselves into thinking their vote will matter.
But maybe it will work for us.

07.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He is neat, but I'm worried about a problematic history of any horse riding caped mascot from the state that inspired Juneteeth.

07.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not what "Dream of the 90s" meant, CNN.
Fred and Carrie should sue.
youtu.be/U4hShMEk1Ew?...

07.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Records! Featuring The Jesus and Mary Chain, Automatic, on vinyl

Records! Featuring The Jesus and Mary Chain, Automatic, on vinyl

Today, the best album gets spun on the turntable. Coincidence or not, my vote is automatic.

06.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kmdm logo on a red background with a shadow Alt: kmdm logo on a red background with a shadow

Keider Montero Fs Da Mariners

05.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to worry this Tigers game will still be going when the Lions kick off tomorrow

05.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Michigan State fires Jonathan Smith tomorrow, the press release should note that the 3rd quarter was fun.

04.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still like him, and Chiles can QB next week, but his day has got to be over. He hasn't been the same since that hit.

04.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only reason he hasn't hurt me like the former had (I was at the 04 Braylon Edwards game) is you have to win a few games first to give me hope.

04.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't think it possible, and hurts to type, but John L Smith was better.

04.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If it ain't rough, it ain't right.
"Going to Work" Pistons
#DetroitTigers

02.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Distracted boyfriend meme. A woman in red shirt represents PUMPKIN BEER, distracting the "me on October 1st" boyfriend who has lost interest in an annoyed woman in light blue shirt standing in for IPA

Distracted boyfriend meme. A woman in red shirt represents PUMPKIN BEER, distracting the "me on October 1st" boyfriend who has lost interest in an annoyed woman in light blue shirt standing in for IPA

Happy October to all who observe

01.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Detroit Tigers 80's themed puffer vest from a special ticket for their September 5, 2025 home game against the Chicago White Sox. 
Black and teal with yellow and magenta stripes, and a white Olde English D on the back

Detroit Tigers 80's themed puffer vest from a special ticket for their September 5, 2025 home game against the Chicago White Sox. Black and teal with yellow and magenta stripes, and a white Olde English D on the back

Move over "80's Night" puffer. Tiger fans have a new favorite Vest!
#DetroitTigers

30.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never in doubt. Year of the Tigers.

30.09.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Major League Baseball hates its fans.

28.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not so fast. There's still 1 seat at the table, and Cleveland hasn't punched their ticket.

27.09.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like watching Godfather II and thinking Fredo is going to be OK this time

27.09.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hit the portal, Jonathan Smith

26.09.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a strick Coco Pebbles guy, but need those Amon-Ra St Brown commemorative Honey Nut Cheerios. #breakfast

23.09.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have cheered Detroit's dominating victory on Bluesky sooner, but I was too busy accidentally waking up my kids.
Go the Lions!

23.09.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should look into what Trump's mom was (or wasn't) taking because he ain't right

23.09.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm realizing the bars in East Lansing are closing. They're going to miss the 4th quarter. Appeal to Big Gretch to keep the Riv open until 4?

21.09.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not angry at myself for staying up. Go Green!

21.09.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful drive. Touchdown MSU.

21.09.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE STONE ROSES is probably my favorite album of the tournament. I'm certain, among records from 1989, that it was my most played this year. The perfect listen for any mood.

19.09.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is the red zone for award shows? I'd like to watch a football game until the best words or acting are presented.

15.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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