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Mike Bird

@astronautbread.bsky.social

Progressive Detroiter and MSU Spartan grad. Enjoys Detroit sports, old Marvel comics, and listening to depressing/angry classic punk rock and alternative music. But nothing matters anymore.

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Fears is a stud. I'm so proud of this Michigan State Spartans team.
#V4MSU

28.01.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
26.01.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6362    ๐Ÿ” 1486    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Abolish Ice. Trials and prosecution. Line them up alongside their President in the Hague.

24.01.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're Big10. Won't recognize or respect wins by affirmed cheaters

20.01.2026 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big Ten Conference wins back-to-back National Championships. Congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers and Ohio State Buckeyes.

20.01.2026 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

19.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3853    ๐Ÿ” 855    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

Celebrating MLK Day with a movie marathon.
"The Black Phone 2," "Men in Black," and "Meet Joe Black"

19.01.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must be flu season, because Jeremy Fears Jr is putting on a clinic. Go Green!

18.01.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ANDOR is a documentary

15.01.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep your eyes open for a little guy in red long johns with a saucepan over his head

14.01.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alpha Flight Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday

14.01.2026 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One Golden Globe after another. Take them all!

12.01.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Couldn't a Bears victory in our darkest time-line take us even deeper?

11.01.2026 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hoosiers by a mile. No line is too large. Win, cover, over.

10.01.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paul Davis is my spirit animal

09.01.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm usually not a person to rip officials, but these refs are brutal.
Actually, I do it all the time because they suck, but tonight in East Lansing- holy cow.

09.01.2026 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are your January 6th holiday traditions? I'll spend it like I did in 2020- binge drinking and being disgusted with everyone who supports Trump. A little "Qanon Shaman of the Shelf" figurine could add a touch of whimsy.

07.01.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole panel sequence is great.
(Daredevil #283. Story by Nocenti and art by Mark Bagley.)

04.01.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really going to be sad when Trump cancels the mid-term elections. The primary season is going to be crazy, and it will be a shame that those new democrats won't get to run and dominate in the general.

04.01.2026 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.

Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.

Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.

01.01.2026 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

2026. Year of the Pistons.

01.01.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2025 was the worst, and soon to be remembered as "the good old days."

01.01.2026 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The real Stanger Things, were the people we haven't met before

01.01.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

perfect metaphors donโ€™t exisโ€”

27.12.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2160    ๐Ÿ” 418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

This sucks. Good thing I know the perfect music to listen to this weekend. It was probably going to be The Cure anyway.

27.12.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Vikings should have gone offsides on that FG attempt. Lions probably go for it on the new 4th and 3 down, having a better chance to avoid giving up any points.

26.12.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello Lions. This is a recording. If thereโ€™s anything you need, you can ask for it and weโ€™ll try to provide it. Our feelings for you havenโ€™t changed, Lions. Itโ€™s just that after everything thatโ€™s happened, we need some space.

26.12.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is for the thing to happen ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ„

25.12.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

It's like watching football through a colander. Just send me the DVD of the game through the mail.

25.12.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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