Marko

You know I am not really looking forward to the orange man's obituary, rather I want to see a headline photo of him in an orange jumpsuit, behind bars, in a really nasty prison

Wife and I have date night tomorrow. Prawns home made seafood sauce on the beach. Being near Newcastle we have a dozen beaches to choose from

I have gotten to the point where I don't watch any US news because it's invariably fucked up

Stay safe. During the last floods here, our back paddock was under water. I was thinking of putting the place on the market with water frontage 😉

Stolen valour is surely illegal

Well that's perhaps as low as you can go, accepting someone's peace prize. I'd call him a cunt but he has neither the depth or warmth. Perhaps a maggotty turd is a better description

Was low 40s here at Brandy Hill aircon and pool were the go to We'll go for another swim after dinner

I grew up at Lightning Ridge the home of black opal. Used to earn my pocket money mining for Dad. My wife now has a very nice collection of very expensive opal jewellery

Its Christmas lunch here at Brandy Farm. I know the Americans here are a bit behind the times and the Maga are stuck in the dark ages

Absolutely a true blue Aussie. Bloody horrific its not acceptable in this country.

Last 20 seconds I'm not visiting till the pedo cheeto and his mates have left the building

I got the FIFA left handed masturbation award which is an achievement fir a right hander

I just won the FIFA prize for left handed masturbation. Woo hoo first right hander to win it in history

Mine did too

Mine did too

Beat you I've had the same number for 30 years now. And I'm not sure about email but pretty sure it was late 1990s

I've eaten quail chicken duck goose and emu oh and fish eggs. I'm guessing you can eat most eggs though I understand some contain toxins

My wife and I were watching a nature doco in bed one night but got distracted by a daddy long legs that looked like it was stalking a white tailed spider on the ceiling. We were fascinated and 5 minutes later it caught it and had it bundled it up for dinner.

I moved from Wamboin to near Raymond Terrace a couple of years ago. Any time I think it's a bit cold here I check Wamboin weather and slip on a tshirt

Wondered why I didn't see you there oh and you spelled Bar wrong

I've seen a few versions of this, and I think perhaps this may explain why most Aussies have a heightened bullshit radar. For more information, take a look at croc turnbull he does encapsulate our style

Take care 🙂 💕

I was just telling my wife I'd love to have a look on twitter just to watch the divorce proceedings. It's obviously not going to be amicable

I've always said never take financial advice from a bankrupt and never take diet advice from a fatty

I would ask him if he was born a fuckwit or did it take years of dedicated training.

What i like about Australia. We just had an election and both leaders were magnanimous and respectful of their opponent. No courts no claims of fraudulent elections no arseholes

I joined a number of highly inappropriate Facebook groups lol i know its not popular on here but I don't get much bullshit and super right wing idiots on my feed

I've been quiet for a while. To be honest I am over what's happening in the US and have been playing more on spaces where I have fun. You know Jokes memes stupid videos and the like

I was much better at remembering routes back then because you memorised the map first. Now you just go where the navbitch tells you

I've been quiet for a bit on here. I am dismayed by what's happening in the US. Disinterested in our local politics provided Mr potato head doesn't get in. And the wars are sad