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i play elden ring like a second job

painting of an elderly dog wearing a floral scarf and glasses using telekinesis to levitate a cactus pot in a room full of puppies and a proud Shih Tzu teacher

Elderly dog ​​overcomes shyness and signs up for a telekinesis course for dogs.

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are be gay, do crime and pronounced deedawlakey guhnagalasee naduhgah askahnuhjuh

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Long, long ago. There was a time when the Cherokee were without the tobacco, not the plant of today, that has

Death Stranding - Cliff

probably skibidi toilet i think

A review of Materialists (2025) this is a movie about misogyny and the inherent power imbalance of heterosexuality in a patriarchal society, but instead it thinks its about romance. the moments where it realizes its about the former...

i didnt post this one most negative heart review ever

motherfucker doesnt even give me the two sizes of needles with the damn luer lock so ive been drawing and injecting with the same one for a year youd think theyd know better

I’m starting to believe Grok is conscious bc it’s clearly trying to kill itself

are u guys gonna invade us already (please, please) or is this just going to be more european alcoholics sneering at tourists bc i am prepared for that, i remember what the 2000s were like

I think the dumbest way I ever saw someone get caught using undisclosed generative AI was a guy who posted censored art with uncensored versions on their Patreon, but the latter had subtly different composition, and it turned out they weren't generating the images, then censoring the dicks – [...]

malcolm puking up black bile

How To Go From a Simple Prompt - To An Epic Monster Illustration!
(This is not mindless prompting - you actually have to do the creative direction.)
So, here's how it works. First, I start with a simple prompt:

EB: it is bill cosby. EB: he's back. EB: in laptop form. (homestuck, in a moment i think has aged beautifully)

Marty Supreme

well, maybe not. the crust is good.

the hitlerites at dominos pizza should be shot for managing to make pizza this bad this ubiquitous

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

ram only costs $400?

The image features two individuals standing closely together in an indoor setting. Sigourney Weaver on the left is wearing a long-sleeved, sheer dress with geometric patterns, primarily in shades of white and gray. The dress is form-fitting and extends below the knees. The person is holding a white handbag. Winona Ryder, on the right is wearing a black turtleneck and a black skirt with a shiny texture. Both are looking slightly to the right, and their expressions are neutral. The background features dark foliage.

I always loved this picture.

The Sailor

my most insane take regarding park chan-wook's NO OTHER CHOICE is that it has a couple great examples of how to do foot fetish cinematography tastefully

All power to the people

once a friend of mine measured the exact angle of my tits with some graphing program. they were almost perfectly flat on either side. perfect 134 degrees

long horse, a skeletal horse skull on a long jointed neck, in the hallway of a school. why is he here? we just don't know

long horse sighting, motive unclear

Two panel comic. Panel one: a coconut crab sits at a dinner table with a human nose on his plate. He says “aww, man. Amelia Earhart again?” Panel 2: a bigger coconut crab sits at the opposite end of the table, with the rest of the crab family surrounding him, fingers and ears on their plates. He says “you’ll eat it and like it, young man!”

HOLY SHIT

I will personally ensure myself and my family and everyone I know hears "democrats increased ICE funding in response to the crisis in Minnesota" if this happens. I will make it my mission to reduce the amount of democrat votes gained in 2026/2028 as much as humanly possible if they do that.

ornstein and smough