Neil but ready for the Olympics

gotta love a week where someone injecting hylauronic acid into their penis was the most chill scandal

This is offensive to Looney Tunes and the comically mismanaged owner of Looney Tunes, Warner Bros/Discovery.

Tell 'Em, Michael J. Fox I'm going to make this about me, eventually, but not before we talk about how cool this was.

wrote about Michael J. Fox's appearance on Shrinking, which was cool for a lot of reasons, some of them pretty important to me

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Good thread

Also what do you mean they don’t make Heinz there anymore?

To be fair you do post a lot…

You need to use your local library more. If it absolutely needs to get done and you have literal cents to spare to make it happen, a librarian is like your personal assassin. Libraries have saved my ass so many times, in so many ways.

Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.

Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.

Booooo

Today in You Know What Fuck It We’re Calling It A Day and Watching the Olympics

A lot of my tour guides in Croatia learned the same way. One of them attributed it to not being a wealthy nation that could afford dubbed versions so they had subtitles

Also read “When the Moon Hits Your Eye” - it was cute

Hell yes time to get that sweet, sweet insurance money

Cool, solar added 25.4 GW, 18 GW of batteries, and 5.5 GW of wind. Is that more or less than 4.2 GW?

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Age verification? I’m on Bluesky

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Jim Traficant would never go to the island

Ditto this for luge. I hate to hand it to NBC Universal but goddamn they put on a good show for these things.

Only one correct answer

Ron…you know why

Every trader thinks they’ll be the one to get out at the top rather than when the bubble has already popped

Well it is pretty close to the Cabelas…

Elon Musk is not, in fact, a genius: Episode 3409834

Hahahahaha

Denny is right; it’s not all about you

It’s all about me.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

I don’t think it’s even grounded in the US political divide - Goodell desperately wants the NFL to be international and there’s a whole continent in (mostly) the same time zone as the US that could have football teams.

He would personally stab his own mother to get an NFL team in Mexico City

Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane

Show us fan on the field you cowards