FreeWillOC 🇩🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈💙

Can someone throw DJT into the Golden Pond?

And a flawed protagonist like in Mare of Eastown.

Hmmm… I thought his name was “South”.

I wish he would run so far away already. 💁‍♂️

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They all need to have a Randolph & Mortimer Duke Trading Places outcome.

I was looking forward to some free shoes. Oh well. 🤷‍♂️

Old reference but I’m sure Howie Mandel on his 80s special “Live at Carnage Mall” would agree that escalators CAN be broken leaving riders stranded for hours. 🤷‍♂️

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Life without “born-agains”

I doubt grandpa remembered he made dookie in his pants an hour ago. 💁‍♂️

All these wealthy stars need to pool together and pull a Michael Jackson. Buy them out. Own the brand and make the rules.

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Time to pirate!

They won’t because even they don’t want them. 💁‍♂️

Melania watching through a window.

White gay republicans can stick their logs up their cabins. 💁‍♂️

And Handmaids Tail 💁‍♂️

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Awww look at the proud bear.

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They need to pull a Charlie Chaplin/United Artists, and create an artist owned network that will never bend the knee to fascism, and will get more viewers than the current trash networks.

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Orange Whip? Orange Whip? 3 Orange Whips.

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Terrorist associate of Katy Perry.

When will the dance party, and ice cream cart commence?

Great! Now his show can be picked up by a streamer and double his paycheck 💁‍♂️

I think the amateur sleuths that Epstein and Dumpy would be more interested in are Nancy Drew (16) and Harriet the Spy (11). Just sayn’ 💁‍♂️

Classic Hans!

Ok the gearbox on the getaway car was a “trans” 🤷‍♂️