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Buddy, you’re constantly insulted on EVERY platform.

Wouldn’t it make more sense if the dinosaurs weren’t on the ark, cause then it explains why they all went extinct?
Like
Made up 6:9
“And god said unto Noah
I don’t really fuck with all em dinos so don’t bring em on the ark”

Come on down to catgirl city,
Where the boys are girls and the girls are kitty

The sins of the father fall not on the son.

Go back to twitter (formally X)

Amazon has just congratulated me on achieving another perfect week of reading on the Kindle. Does anyone else find it creepy that Amazon tracks your reading habits if you use a Kindle?

I'm not reading anything seditious - but I reserve the right to do so if I wish without anyone else knowing.

GET THAT PHONE AWAY FROM THE TUB PLEASE YOUR GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK
/j

Probably someone denied lifesaving procedures for the sake of corporate profit. Does that narrow it down?

Yah, didn't think so.

Cause they did a good thing?

You

I’m begging and pleading for PlayStation to keep the 30th anniversary themes as an option 🙏🏾

I'm happy for journalists getting more engagement or whatever but as a shitposter I'm getting way less death threats in my DM's..maybe be more sensitive when sharing your success stories...just saying this site isn't great for everyone

Thank you, Hank Green.

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

In a certain sense, yeah!
Eventually you’ll get hit with that
HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHAT TO DO
Or at least that’s what happens to me lol

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…in some countries there are people born in 2007 that are allowed to drive

(In the air)
-Pink Floyd

A lot of philosophy has always kinda rung hollow to me because there just isn’t very much biology in it and that seems insane to me.

(I recognize that some times when people have tried to put biology into philosophy have gone very bad.)

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Ichiban over here crying his eyes out

I'm the strongest lion :3

Wait…
Is uni old enough to be at the bar???
Uni felon??