Miss Andry

Did anyone else’s dads make them scrub paint brushes in paint thinner without gloves as a kid or was that just me

When you’re the group chat’s resident witch and you’ve managed to convince the other girlies that you’re magickally making them fatter>>>>

Irish non-binary mascs be naming themselves Paddy O’Furniture

LEMME TELL YOU, ITS BEEN REAL TOUCH AND GO THIS YEAR

This year we’re taking the l out of Flag Day

same as it ever was

this made me laugh so hard snot came out of my nose and now my tummy muscles hurt. i think it cured my depression.

An oversight on my part

Just a feeling, but I don’t think I’m going to make it through the 2020’s

Gift your local trans woman a broadsword

Goddamn I hate liberals and their smugness so fucking much. Get a grip on reality.

Hey, libraries don’t want your shit. We have collection policies in place for a reason. We don’t want your decrepit books. Throw them away.

I met one of my very good friends on the Nintendo Power forums in 2003 and we still communicate regularly

There is not nearly enough fat and/or trans women on my timeline here

Another trans woman came into my office to help me with a computer issue and oh my god I’m so lonely

Boob frotting

So this is where all yall went. It’s weird. I don’t like it.

I wish every cops a very I’m standing behind you with a hammer

I love how Twitter has become so bad that all the bots have migrated over here

Seeing the first leaf fall

Every time I remember that I have therapy today

My job… it’s just 2 factor authentication

Same

As a trans person, you really need to weed out the annoying trans posters on here or your tl will be trash

My job… I want it to be just F-Zero 99