Disco Megan

Similar pre-blizzard vibes tonight but now it involves Brandi Carlile and decorative hemming some Savers jeans.

I was so regretting not braving the cold to see her in Boston last week…so I’m THRILLED to have the option to watch in sweatpants on my couch!!

20 years is also approximately how long it takes for most men to realize that this hairstyle is not it.

Baby food! The puree jars are cheap and easy to experiment with adding a little bit at a time. I use them in pancakes too 😊

Last night I had that classic “oh look, a secret hallway that leads to a part of your house you didn’t know about!” dream, but because I’m a home owning adult it immediately devolved into “I can’t believe there is plumbing and wiring I didn’t know about, this is so dangerous” 😑

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Every straight woman has started dating an Oaf of Rugged Individuality in the spring, only to find herself with an Oaf of Misery by winter. They are shape shifters and difficult to care for. Best avoided.

Don’t even glance at a raspberry

You could make an argument for penciling out “amped up” at this point too.

a person is standing in a room with a lot of blue lights shining on them Alt: Powerline from A Goofy Movie is standing on stage as the spotlights surround him

I would teach the kids about one of the greatest pop stars of our time

I am a fan of these little illustrations

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Do you guys think she will skate to Golden at the exhibition

The curlers are having chats and giving little high fives mid-match. These biathetes are drooling and collapsing over the finish line. Give them slightly bigger medals.

Sorry but some of the people in these Olympic Games are skiing UPHILL while carrying guns? You can get the same kind of medal for sweeping ice or SKIING UPHILL?

Gochujang if you want em spicy

I don’t know it’s like…when we fight? We win? Maybe we keep fighting!?

Bonus points if you see someone is using an LLM to market their MLM.

The converse of this is I knew someone who would call men “cupcake” whenever they got too worked up or condescending. Self preservation:0️⃣ Self respect: 💯

Please do not bring this perfect joke to Bluesky, where it is at extreme risk of being taken seriously by people who claim that fear of nudity is a neurodivergent kink, protected by HIPAA or something.

How does the short affect the free? Are the scores cumulative for medals or do they have to score high enough in the short to qualify for the free?

And iirc they aren’t cooperating with that law either yet

a woman with blonde hair is smiling and wearing a pink shirt ALT: a woman with blonde hair is smiling and wearing a pink shirt

So you agree? You think fat people are important to the economy and society?

The best Onion headlines are barely jokes

Swarovski Shrek cannot be sold, his next owner will be selected through a series of trials after your untimely death.

One of the custodians at my school has a kid in half day Pre-K here, so once a week he gets so stay and chill with the custodians and you guys…it’s so cute. Their office is next to my room so I get to hear grizzled older men try to entertain a 4 year old boy in at least 3 different languages 😂

Carrie and everyone, but especially Big.

Is there a particularly good audiobook narration anyone can recommend?

I feel like it was @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social on the old site who said if someone is a youngest or only child she always calls them “the baby”

This is so god damn funny. We are all* so tired.

*except for the children, who are wide awake and full of stoner philosophy questions.