Critter (Mike)

(My daughter playing with her camera) I'm recording.... I'm recording... TAKE THIS YOU DUMB SHIT

I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?

Shit man I'm not Christian but that's one hell of a good deed you did.

Epstein’s War

Maybe all that anger Trump had for Hillary was just a jilted lover, sad that he could never truly have Bill.

Lock her up! (So I can have him)

It fucking rules cash Patel is so fucking bad at his job. He’s got some some fucking girlfriend who’s 25 and a country singer and he takes an fbi private jet to go see her perform? And I’m supposed to mad? No, let’s get someone even worse than this shithead to lead the fbi let’s make it real bad.

So Trump sucked Bill Clinton off? Am I getting that right?

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

This social experiment left me in utter shock. This Tiktoker @Nikalie 🌈 called churches, one Islamic Center and one Buddhism Center for help with one can of baby formula. She had a baby sound crying ... TikTok video by AnnRic Meru

This TikToker called multiple churches asking if they could feed her starving baby and a huge number flat out declined her.

I'm glad I married someone smart enough not to fall in love with an LLM.

Frog looks at Toad's calendar. The November page is still on top. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Frog looked at Toad's calendar. The November page was still on top.

Jeffrey Epstein: Misunderstood hero? This week on 60 Minutes

Haha they'll probably find a way to fuck it up

Holy shit go outside right now if you're in minneapolis.

I'm ready to burn the whole thing down at this point.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

A Better DFL

Today, LaTonya Reeves is announcing that she is primarying Ilhan Omar, my current representative.

When asked what LaTonay's pronouns are, LaTonya replies "Black/Queen" because Queen believes that being non-binary is a white thing.

This is a big part of why I'm working to unfuck the DFL.

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

Dudes got serial killer eyes

It's also a great way to talk to parents. I made two friends just waiting!

Sometimes I have to pick up my kids with the car. I simply park it a block away and walk to the school.

That way I can talk to parents and decompress before getting into the car.

The car line seems so depressing.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

If I gotta bike my kids down a busy road or a sidewalk, you know I'm taking that sidewalk.

I'm gonna bike less than 10 mph until I can get off it tho.

Mmmmm better than coffee.

If I see purposeful ai art on your post Ima block you on sight.

Keep that anti human shit off my timeline and go meditate on the people in your life that you love.

Awwwwwoooooooooo!!!!

He did have a lot of R donors! I'm going to focus on big Z tonight though.

The more progressive candidate lost.

Minneapolis could have gone better

This made me tear up a little.