Alex Zank

We had the Brewers' play-by-play announcer B.A. for the NLCS. One of the only bright spots in an otherwise awful series for the fans

There it is!

I have an idea let's not read it

Snippet of CFO Brew newsletter from Thursday, Oct. 9, 2025. The top blurb reads, "Ahoy, me hearties! It’s Thursday. The price of gold, topping $4,000 per ounce for the first time, has us itching to ditch the computer in favor of a pirate ship and voyage the high seas for long-lost doubloons."

I was very proud of myself for this newsletter top blurb last week 🏴‍☠️

PCA of the Cubs embarrassed himself

PCA of the Cubs embarrassed himself, again

Pete Crow-Armstrong thought he could jump 20+ feet in the air to steal a HR ball only to needlessly slam against the center field wall not once, but twice this series. #Brewers

Happy for y’all, Milwaukee. It’s been a bit.

The Taco Bell Decades Y2K menu is **chef's kiss**

Please no

Fed’s Independence Remains at Risk Despite Temporary Legal Victory

From @nytimes.com: Fed’s Independence Remains at Risk Despite Temporary Legal Victory

Exclusive | YouTube to Pay $24.5 Million to Settle Lawsuit Brought by Trump The Google subsidiary is the final Big Tech company to resolve a trio of personal lawsuits that Donald Trump filed against social-media platforms.

"Trump’s share of the settlement—$22 million—will go to the nonprofit Trust for the National Mall, earmarked for the construction of a Mar-a-Lago-style ballroom Trump is building at the White House." Fun.

The Packers are going to lose the NFCCG this year to the Eagles on a blocked FG. There is no doubt in my mind.

The tech billionaire assault on media is really paying off. The institutions are all so weak they can’t stand up for themselves at all—tbc much of this is their own fault—and now a despotic regime is tightening the screws.

Just realized I have both Jordan Love and Tucker Kraft on one team which means I can name it LoveKraft Country

Companies love a good euphemism for tariff price hikes It’s so random and weird how “pricing action” always means the same thing.

Here come the "pricing actions," folks. www.cfobrew.com/stories/2025...

The Milwaukee Brewers are up to 14 straight wins, setting a new franchise record ‼️

I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.

Gotta love the PR pitch that starts with, "Hi XX." Very personalized. Def makes me want to read the rest of the email.

Wanna see a crazy chart? Of course you do.

Spending on constructing datacenters and manufacturing facilities for computers & electronic products in the US now exceeds the entire retail and wholesale industry and almost as much as the rest of the office and manufacturing sectors combined.

CEO Brian Niccol's commute to Starbucks' new office: a 5-minute drive Starbucks now has an office in Newport Beach, California, a short drive from the CEO's house.

Starbucks recently told employees they need to return to the office four days a week or quit. Meanwhile, it also built its CEO his very own satellite office with "luxury" finishes five minutes from his home in California.

Karma doesn't exist

Bar chart titled "Google users are less likely to click on a link when they encounter search pages with AI summaries." Numbers are % of Google searches in March 2025 Pages with AI summary -Clicking on a link in the AI summary 1 -Clicking on a link from the search results 8 -Ending their browsing session 26 -Continuing to search Google 32 -Leaving Google to browse a different site 34 Pages without AI summary -Clicking on a link in the AI summary N/A -Clicking on a link from the search results 15 -Ending their browsing session 16 -Continuing to search Google 35 -Leaving Google to browse a different site 33 Figures may not add to 100% due to rounding.

It was already hard enough to get people to verify anything they saw online www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...

So.. officially, I'm the last Black staff columnist left in the Washington Post's opinion section.

When Khaman Maluach’s freshman season at Duke University ended in April, the biggest question about the 7-foot-2 man’s ability to play in the NBA had nothing to do with his shooting, size or skill.

It had everything to do with his passport.
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Recently finished my binge of Attack on Titan, so to lift my spirits I decided to finally pick up Sunrise on the Reaping. Why do I do this to myself 😬

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Christian Yelich is...

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....red hot

Put M3GAN in DBD!

Sam Altman says Meta offered OpenAI staff $100 million bonuses, as Mark Zuckerberg ramps up AI poaching efforts While Meta had sought to hire "a lot of people" from OpenAI, "so far none of our best people have decided to take them up on that," Sam Altman said.

I've written a few stories about AI, so I think that makes me an expert of sorts. Maybe Meta could offer me a nice lil signing bonus too, let's say $50 million. www.cnbc.com/2025/06/18/s...

Just had a discussion with a coworker about which Katy Perry song is her best what has my life come to

I need to print this out and mail it to a certain neighbor of mine

It will always be necessary to keep me healthy unless they eventually find a cure for Crohn's disease