Something the Government want you to forget...
19.02.2026 18:25 โ ๐ 1306 ๐ 534 ๐ฌ 47 ๐ 136@mikecornes.bsky.social
Music, puns, cake, politics, cats and cars. LGBTQ+ community. he/him ๐ Culturally incoherent. ๐Manchester-ish, UK
Something the Government want you to forget...
19.02.2026 18:25 โ ๐ 1306 ๐ 534 ๐ฌ 47 ๐ 136One Of Our Muppets Is Missing
19.02.2026 17:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Muppet
19.02.2026 17:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0What high budget wizardry is this?!
19.02.2026 16:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The calls for trans people to be quieter as we're wiped out are only going to increase, and you owe it to your sisters and brothers to get louder and louder.
19.02.2026 03:06 โ ๐ 3068 ๐ 957 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 33Warwick Hunt..?
19.02.2026 15:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm too busy for such a big news day.
And yet.
I think my drag name would be Jemima Song.
I could be more convincing on a song Iโd not heard before than she was on that one. ๐ซฃ
Same here. It rings a bell now Iโve seen the โPinch of Snuffโ name.
19.02.2026 14:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can the entire monarchy go into administration next please.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
Itโs a slightly convoluted explanation, given the article names the actors from the โDalziel and Pascoeโ series, rather than of the first adaptation appearance of the characters.
No one thought to do a name/photo check. Weird.
Every Reform policy announcement is a loyalty test for their followers, to check they hate immigrants enough to vote against their own interests.
19.02.2026 14:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is exactly on point. They will do anything to save the name and the institution. Noone is bigger than the family.
Abolish the monarchy.
Screenshot from the Good Housekeeping article about the reboot of Dalziel and Pascoe containing an ITV promo photo of Hale and Pace
Theyโve done it twice in the same article:
19.02.2026 13:30 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Look at the picture they've used for the original Dalziel and Pascoe.
www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/lifestyle...
Screenshot from the Good Housekeeping article about the reboot of Dalziel and Pascoe containing an ITV promo photo of Hale and Pace
Theyโve done it twice in the same article:
19.02.2026 13:30 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wealth sounds scared that their extreme privilege might not last forever.
We must keep the pressure up.
#taxwealthnotwork ๐
Looking forward to Celebrity 24 Hours In Police Custody.
19.02.2026 12:41 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm imagining 66 police officers jumping out of his birthday cake to arrest Citizen Andrew
19.02.2026 10:29 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ชฆ The Shadow Cabinet of Dr. Caligari ๐ฆ
As the UK economy wobbles and global headwinds persist, Farage cosplays having a cabinet.
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In the light of the decision on Palestine Action, is it time to rethink both law and policy?
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Strong vibes of โMr Blobby jizzโ from that gooey filling. ๐คฎ
18.02.2026 22:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Article published in Private Eye magazine, number 1669, 20 February 2026. The article reproduces an article published in Slickerโs In The City column on 30 March 2009
Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers dismissed Private Eye as โan absolute rag of a publicationโ
Perhaps it was because @privateeyenews.bsky.social was publishing articles like this about Lord Mandelson's links with Epstein as long ago as March 2009!
Elton John: would you like one of mine, itโs a little fit bunny.
18.02.2026 15:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Extract of Wikipedia page for Castlefield concerning the basin
I just found similar on the Wikipedia page for Castlefield.
18.02.2026 14:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No mention of his own appearance in the Epstein files.
18.02.2026 14:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How it always works.
The left: *says anything*
The center: STFU hippies
The right: STFU sissies
*The left is proven right*
The center: This was obvious all along and we all knew it.
The right: STFU
War, health care, technology, doesnโt matter. This is the script.
Thereโs value in forgetting things.
18.02.2026 10:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs almost a year since we learned that Farageโs girlfriend had nearly a mill Swilling around in cash to buy a house in Frinton.
In all that time not one super sleuth has found out how she had all that money.
I find that suspicious. Still.
โI write prompts therefore I amโ
18.02.2026 09:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0