Jason

I try my best 👊

Every time I see him, I think of a warm pig’s trotter in the thinnest of petrol station carrier bags, drenching the whole thing with condensation.

None finer.

England's Joe Root praised for response to alleged homophobia Cricketer told West Indies’ Shannon Gabriel ‘there is nothing wrong with being gay’

Be judged by your words and deeds.

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Joe Root. Absolute different class. No praise too high, as a cricketer and a person.

I have both the 12” singles of this. The remix is white and blue. What a song.

I seem to remember Cook being in the clichéd “last chance saloon” a fair few times as well, then just plucking a century out of his arse every time, without fail.

Ronnie Corbett's birthday today.

I will be getting a cake with four candles in his memory.

Foot cramp the entire length of the arch, from toe to heel.

There’s an alarm without a snooze button.

"You're fuckin THERE, mate..."

Dead Man's Shoes for the first time in a while. "I'm gonna fuckin' HIT YOU ALL". God Paddy is so terrifying .

Along with Brad Dexter, yes.

Outstanding 😄

I hope this also helps 👍

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A quick recap of Santa's reindeer for you: Dasher, Rudolph, Sporty, Scary, Mr. Blonde, Doc, Bashful, Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.

I seem to remember it being close about 15 years ago, but sadly not.

Possibly the most niche thing I’ve ever posted. Cheers for getting onboard with it.

I see Forfar are playing East Fife tonight.

Just watching the snooker. “Get nice and deep into the brown”.

[Sid James laugh]

I mean, we all know what he is, but if he ever pulls “Sleepy Joe Biden” out of his arse again, he can fuck off into a chemical toilet.

I’m alright, mate, thank you. Couldn’t give two fucks if it’s repeats - they always make me laugh like a goon 😄

Cherry on the cake for me this time of year x

But I did do that at an 80s party about 25 years ago. Let me see if I can dig out the pic.

Regrettably not. I may take a screenshot if the shame subsides.

I appear to weigh four stone, and I am wearing jeans, a jacket and a tie.

Keep an eye on this thread if you’re not familiar. It is an absolute fucking delight.

My uncle filmed it, on a camera roughly the size of a small Lincolnshire village.

My dad has just found and played me a video of my 18th birthday party.

Please send help.

Never seen a better square cut than Robin Smith’s. Safe travels, Judge 👊