That also sounds expensive
10.02.2026 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@heldutson.bsky.social
Writing a gothic horror for the True Crime podcasting era
That also sounds expensive
10.02.2026 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I bet when she landed the Wuthering Heights gig, Emerald Fennell was GUTTED she'd already put that grave scene in Saltburn. Porking the grave of your beloved is peak Heathcliff behaviour
10.02.2026 15:08 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He looks protective over the slobber patch. It's his, you can't have any.
(fantastic alt text btw)
Amen
10.02.2026 14:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you! I let out such a laugh when I read yours. And absolutely, we must ensure shitposts are accessible!
10.02.2026 14:54 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Absolute banger from @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social, yes
10.02.2026 14:44 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0alt text rocks as well
10.02.2026 14:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OK yours is better than mine
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@brainmage.bsky.social i think i might have started this?? Btw fantastic memeing
10.02.2026 14:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Text from neighbour about my cat Frank: Anyway just thought I should let you know he might be a bit illβ¦ caught him having a merry old time in the butter dish when I came down from the kids bed time and he made quite a dent in it π³ hope heβs ok but just incase he is ill and you were worried - itβll just be a butter coma π
Cat in butter coma
Similar vibe:
10.02.2026 14:31 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1So much to love about this. The text, the nonchalance of the cat, the butter coloured sofa, the fact I remember you from Twitter aahhh!
10.02.2026 14:35 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Side note but I love how everyone's adding alt text to these in the quote posts
10.02.2026 14:25 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The cat is innocent, free them
10.02.2026 14:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of accusations flying around
10.02.2026 14:05 β π 22 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0hahaha no she's a right heathen!!!
10.02.2026 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A smelly one? hehe
10.02.2026 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah yeah, because of vets. Damn.
10.02.2026 14:14 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, please help
10.02.2026 14:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooh, now that's Commentary
10.02.2026 14:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now That's What I Call Posting
10.02.2026 14:12 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But look, he's upside down!! π
(my dog actually ate some carpet once)
Wow I did it π€©
10.02.2026 14:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cozzie livs keeps cozzie livvin
10.02.2026 14:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awh Lesley!
10.02.2026 14:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I can't believe it's not stopping" π
10.02.2026 14:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes, this was intentional
10.02.2026 12:30 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0She did and she's proud of it
10.02.2026 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I like the glasses
10.02.2026 12:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Butter costs Β£300 in the UK, it does
10.02.2026 12:28 β π 40 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nice
10.02.2026 12:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0