Helen

That also sounds expensive

I bet when she landed the Wuthering Heights gig, Emerald Fennell was GUTTED she'd already put that grave scene in Saltburn. Porking the grave of your beloved is peak Heathcliff behaviour

He looks protective over the slobber patch. It's his, you can't have any.

(fantastic alt text btw)

Amen

Thank you! I let out such a laugh when I read yours. And absolutely, we must ensure shitposts are accessible!

Absolute banger from @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social, yes

alt text rocks as well

OK yours is better than mine

bsky.app/profile/held...

@brainmage.bsky.social i think i might have started this?? Btw fantastic memeing

Text from neighbour about my cat Frank: Anyway just thought I should let you know he might be a bit ill… caught him having a merry old time in the butter dish when I came down from the kids bed time and he made quite a dent in it 😳 hope he’s ok but just incase he is ill and you were worried - it’ll just be a butter coma 😂

Cat in butter coma

Similar vibe:

So much to love about this. The text, the nonchalance of the cat, the butter coloured sofa, the fact I remember you from Twitter aahhh!

Side note but I love how everyone's adding alt text to these in the quote posts

The cat is innocent, free them

A lot of accusations flying around

hahaha no she's a right heathen!!!

A smelly one? hehe

Ah yeah, because of vets. Damn.

Yes, please help

Ooh, now that's Commentary

Now That's What I Call Posting

But look, he's upside down!! 😍

(my dog actually ate some carpet once)

Wow I did it 🤩

Cozzie livs keeps cozzie livvin

Awh Lesley!

"I can't believe it's not stopping" 😭

Yes, this was intentional

She did and she's proud of it

I like the glasses

Butter costs £300 in the UK, it does

Nice