Helen

I'm happy they removed the silly plastic window but I'm mad that they didn't just... make the pizza box solid.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

OK read Matt's post then read mine again, endless fun bsky.app/profile/matt...

OK this is brilliant.

YouTube video by Charli xcx Charli xcx - Apple (official lyric video)

youtu.be/CPWxExGk7PM?... from 15 seconds your tweet matches the beat perfectly, up to and including the poop bit

Charles xcx

Thrilled with this comment despite not being current enough to fully understand it :')

Not many know I'm the reason Charli went goth

Yes the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but also squirrels eat the apples and poop the pips out over an area of several square miles

I'm so glad to know she's really like that.

Okay, so this year's John Lewis Christmas ad featured beautiful audio description for blind and partially sighted people.

And we fully believe this masterpiece of an edit from @bagpuss.org deserves the same treatment.

Enjoy?

Ah cheers!! I miss that dog.

Aw man that's amazing to hear

It's helped me realise all social media is a literal waste of time and energy tbh

I left Twitter a year ago and it's been really nice. My brain is different now

For this thread only, the B in RNIB stands for beavers.

I don't know if there is an oldest selfie from your phone thing going around but I'm delighted that the oldest selfie in my photos is this, from March 2011.

Posing with my poor injured dog and proving once and for all that MySpace is a mindset not a website

Appreciate that!

Looks like this is the best guess I'll get! Thanks Janey.

Shall I comment and ask her where she found this 😅😭

Thank you, Els! I checked with my pal who's a Pokemon aficionado so it's nice to know he wasn't wrong.

Ahhh have just had a proper look and I actually don't think it's a Likitung. Massively appreciate the help tho! The search continues

I still don't know what this is, halp

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

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Wow THANK YOU!

A yellow dinosaur bird type thing, it looks like a baby hatching from an egg, it has a big pink mouth opening, like it's ready for food, and a little orange quiff on top of its head. It waves its tiny wings as it cries out.

Rubbish post but does anyone know what this is? A pokemon?? I need it for a work thing and REFUSE to use AI

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

A cottage in a row of stone terraces, with Christmas decorations uo including a light up snowman, stars, a wreath, a shooting star and a sign that says "It's the most wonderful time of the year."

Perhaps you'd judge these folk for putting their Christmas decs up before Halloween.

But I'll follow up with the final result in a few weeks and I promise you will *understand*

Writing alt text is one of my greatest online joys. You mean I can do some writing, and it'll genuinely make someone's life better? Sign me the eff up