Queen never cry

Old men discovering a biological male and biological female can be friends without humping

Begging my boomer father to stop asking if my male friend is my boyfriend (i have known him since the age of seven)

Quick tip for the fellas. Measure it with a 5 foot soft tape measure BUT do it from the wrong side. I got my girl thinking this shit is 59 inches long

who is this diva

Screenshot of character creator from Fallout: New Vegas

Screenshot of a customized character from Infinity Nikki

Screenshot of my model from Life Makeover

One thing about me is i love me a good dress up game

I miss my private twt where i could just be mentally ill by myself

this site not letting me have a locked alt is sooooo sad and oppressive towards women

We only rate dogs. This is a freshly baked potato. You can tell by the shape, color, and lack of thoughts. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

How to do makeup in a way so you’re still pretty and also don’t lose the respect of misogynistic men at work tutorial

Cut the tension by singing “How Deep is Your Love?” by the Bee Gees during your prostate exam.

Chapped lip season
- hydrating more
- humidifier
- resist urge to lick lips
- aquaphor over normal moisturizer on your lips at night
- cortibalm (last resort, don’t use too much)

In that order

The dichotomy of it all

Smoke: the final bluntier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterhighs. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new strains; to seek out new highs and dank civilizations; to boldly roll where no man has burned before #smokefleet

But i also realized i had weed left so maybe that helped

I had a mental breakdown this morning and contemplated offing myself but then i said "queen never cry" in my head and locked in so it's fine now

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800

cookie monster: is that bad

doctor: sir it's deadly

Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn

brain: how bout a coffee

me: idk sounds like a bad idea

brain: iced coffee

me: ok yeah that makes more sense

Sometimes i miss twitter but then i remember people like this

It's like they didn't even hop up out the bed :/

sometimes it feels like no one has even tried turning their swag on lately and honestly it shows

Normalize making bad decisions because the world is ending and who cares, drink the entire bottle of tekwila respondo

Kendrick Lamar said: “Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.”

Nobody:
Andrew Schulz: “let me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamar”

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget