The AlmostFilmCritic

Bari Weiss sells her marriage for lower taxes

The Editor-in-Chief of CBS News, ladies & gentlemen.

1.33 billion points

Easily the best game of pinball I've ever played.

This post is appreciated.

I mean...C'MON!

Pittsburgh Native Bad Takes Her Way Upwards

Watching ZERO HOUR. It's almost as funny as Airplane!

Quarterly reminder that no decision you make in life will be worse than the time Burt Reynolds turned down Terms of Endearment in favor of Stroker Ace.

"I just wanted to hear the doctor say Jerry had a 'fart attack'! Is that too much to ask?!"

Quebec barely wants to be part of *Canada*. What makes him think they want anything to do with us?!

"Farmers voted for our version of capitalism, our capitalism f*cked them over...so they DESERVE our socialism!"

David Cross going scorched earth on his contemporaries for joking with the Saudis.

"(User) hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish."

LOL

Anyone who says Penn State's O-Line is bad is sorely mistaken...it's awful.

The GOAT!

If you think THIS is bad, ask Matt Walsh his opinion on 14 & 15 year-old girls.

Sarah Polley's TAKE THIS WALTZ via DVD (remember those?) #NowWatching

Watching the United States in the Ryder Cup is only *slightly* less painful than swallowing razor blades then drinking a bottle of lemon juice.

#OneBattleAfterAnother is an enjoyable addition to the PTA-iverse that's never boring but never reaches the heights of greatness. Chase Infiniti is incredible but Sean Penn steals the show in the last hour. I need to sit on this for awhile.

One Battle After Another

Paul Thomas Anderson in IMAX? YES PLEASE!

Jim Carrey's THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS getting a special 25th anniversary steelbook 4k release on November 11, including all-new bonus features

GRINCH is epitome of @bfastallday.bsky.social's "Is it great, or were you 8?" and if you think it's great, you were definitely 8 when you first saw it

#TrumpShutdown

The Rapture?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!

The Rapture is Wednesday?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!

The rumor that won't go away: Kristi Noem is f*cking Corey Lewandowski.

The modern issue of Trans Rights feels a lot like Gay Marriage twenty years ago: A wedge issue with a single digit net positive support exploited by the GOP to maximize their support while forcing the Left to answer if they support the most "radical" examples of inclusivity.

History is cyclical.

Denmark studied EVERY CHILD born in a 30 year stretch. Vaccines DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM.

Whatever happens at tomorrow’s announcement by RFK Jr, know this: autism spectrum disorder is not caused by one thing, and I refuse to let mothers be shamed for taking Tylenol during pregnancy.