John Hatch

Oh so it’s like BAD bad.

Wait, from reading the NYT I thought you’re not supposed to interview actual trans people but just talk to “concerned parents” without mentioning that they founded the Society of Anti-Trans Bigots?

This guy fucking rules.

Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Méliès. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's

"The 45-second film, made around 1897, was the first appearance on film of what might be called a robot"

HELL. YES.

I'll do it. I will fire tens of thousands of ICE agents. I will fly around the country like George Clooney and Anna Kendrick in that movie, just firing people all day. Except instead of it crushing my soul each ICE agent firing will bring me joy.

Or pronouncing “Nicene.”

How does he do it? Every Democrat should ask!

Neon green Brontosaurus wrap on my arm

I had a colonoscopy today (get checked!) and they gave me this sweet brontosaurus wrap. My wife said, “You can take that off now” and actually, I’m good.

When I worked for Verizon, we were told that when a customer called, we should treat it like it was “their most important call of the day.” Is your phone call to your mobile carrier the most important call of your day? These companies are delusional about what their own customers want.

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

Canceled by DEI?

Pundit brain rot is the leading cause of stupidity. Don’t let it happen to you.

The thing that children do for fun grievously injured our very tough officers.

I believe my jog on the treadmill will reignite my 20s.

iMessage Today 10:27 AM Hi Kris. My name is was recommended by someone from my neighborhood chat. My partner and I have a marriage license and had a marriage ceremony scheduled at city hall for today, but Mother Nature had other plans and city hall got closed. I have 3 friends/family who flew in for the ceremony, and city hall does not have availability to reschedule til after they've left. I was wondering if you'd be available to get us married no frills, super quick, in some place that works out for both. I have a total of 3 guests who leave on Wednesday. Please let me know! Wishing you a warm and cozy day

I am going to marry two strangers because the blizzard closed city hall.

mobile rendering of a post for a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough cake where the author leads with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddening I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon."

Spray cheese

They’ve shown different instances of AI fucking up and causing serious issues, and it’s pretty true to life with one person championing AI and a bunch of other people being hugely skeptical? Like…am I watching the same show as these people?

Mamdani out here asking, “What if you had leaders who didn’t suck ass?”

In fairness, trying to give us hair and thin us out is time consuming.

James Cameron is all about replacing artists with AI and using AI to "restore" his movies on 4K. The Terminator now looks plastic.

Devastated you didn't get one of me.

Screenshot of the NYT spelling bee, showing that the very real and not that obscure of a word “concomitant” is not on the word list.

Boo, hiss!

I can't vote any harder Liz. I picked you in the 2020 primary. I'm on your side. But I kinda can't do anything and I'm hoping you guys can

"Look, we're fine with giving him carte blanche to round up brown people, but we will not allow him to control money" kinda says it all.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

Mads Mikkelsen Closes Deal To Join Leonardo DiCaprio And Jennifer Lawrence In ‘What Happens At Night’ At Apple Mads Mikkelsen joins Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence in the Martin Scorsese movie What Happens At Night from Apple Original Films.

I can't wait another minute for this.

The vibe of the whole trailer is off. It's hyping up the wrong things—we know how the weather went! The weather was never gonna stop D-Day for more than a couple of days.

Anyway, I'm a middle-aged white Dad so I'll be there opening night.