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Author of "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDER?" CLUE AND THE MAKING OF A CULT CLASSIC. Movies, baseball, books, and food, not necessarily in that order.

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A text I got from the Utah Democratic Party encouraging me to run for local office lol

A text I got from the Utah Democratic Party encouraging me to run for local office lol

Someone show these fools my social media before they make the worst mistake of their lives

15.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus!

14.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss ๐Ÿ’”

14.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4103    ๐Ÿ” 1594    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141
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What was it like playing a dead body for most of a movie? Lee Ving, who played Mr. Boddy in Clue, explains it with total sincerity. And itโ€™s somehow both funny and fascinating.

#Clue #LeeVing #BehindTheScenes #ClueTheMovie #ClueDocumentary

14.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get People Who Advocate for Columbus Day to Identify Spain on a Map Challenge.

13.10.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jim Downey on Conan Oโ€™Brienโ€™s podcast asking โ€œJeffrey Epstein? The New York Financier?โ€

Jim Downey on Conan Oโ€™Brienโ€™s podcast asking โ€œJeffrey Epstein? The New York Financier?โ€

Christopher Columbus? The director of The Goonies and Home Alone?

13.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This profile of Anakin Skywalker, titled โ€œDonโ€™t Bet Against the Emperorโ€™s Favorite New Jedi,โ€ is so good, and I canโ€™t believe people donโ€™t like it. Go ahead and ratio me, I dare you.

12.10.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a lot of these stories assume The Free Press is a business success. but is it? they generate a ton of subscription revenue but they spend so much that they needed to raise $15M last year. we can't see the financials, but there's a good chance that the operation is a money pit.

12.10.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1045    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Headline from CNBC News:

Politics:

Trump will greet Israel hostages 'in person' after Hamas releases them from Gaza, Vance says

[Sun Oct 12 2015, 12:55pm EDT]

Headline from CNBC News: Politics: Trump will greet Israel hostages 'in person' after Hamas releases them from Gaza, Vance says [Sun Oct 12 2015, 12:55pm EDT]

Haven't they suffered enough?

12.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: โ€œDo not try to find us.โ€

12.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4191    ๐Ÿ” 1170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 196

every single tech idea is like โ€œsoon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employersโ€™ spreadsheetsโ€

11.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9258    ๐Ÿ” 2035    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Rowling spends all day on Twitter attacking trans people and siccing her followers on them. She threatens anyone in the UK who criticizes her with lawsuits. This is not your grandpa saying, "I don't know about this transgender thing." This is extreme hate from a person who revels in harming others.

11.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New York Times bestselling author and film & TV critic at New York Magazine Matt Zoller Seitz's LEADING MAN, the definitive biography of Jack Nicholson, casting Nicholson as the complex main character in an era of American culture spanning six decades, while shining a light on the actorโ€™s crucial role in shaping modern masculinity, both on and off the screen, based on new interviews and original reporting, to Amar Deol at Grand Central, in an exclusive submission, by Ethan Bassoff at WME.

New York Times bestselling author and film & TV critic at New York Magazine Matt Zoller Seitz's LEADING MAN, the definitive biography of Jack Nicholson, casting Nicholson as the complex main character in an era of American culture spanning six decades, while shining a light on the actorโ€™s crucial role in shaping modern masculinity, both on and off the screen, based on new interviews and original reporting, to Amar Deol at Grand Central, in an exclusive submission, by Ethan Bassoff at WME.

My next book will be a biography of Jack Nicholson, written as an epic story of the transformation of the movie industry and modern masculinity from the 1950s to the present, with Nicholson as the main character. The title: Leading Man.

09.10.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1058    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

09.10.2025 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12545    ๐Ÿ” 6669    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 223

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.

Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

09.10.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2880    ๐Ÿ” 554    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Feeling pretty good about my "Bill Burr has always sucked" take.

09.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the clearest sign yet that Democrats are winning this argument. Nobody is going to buy this desperate B.S. Iโ€™m honestly surprised, but the Democrats have managed to back Johnson into a corner.

09.10.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1424    ๐Ÿ” 217    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if youโ€™d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! ๐Ÿงต

07.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4007    ๐Ÿ” 3578    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Folks, it's happening.

We're releasing Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile this Thursday at 7 p.m.

Mark your calendars. Get excited to know even less about Jeffrey Epstein.

07.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2732    ๐Ÿ” 531    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

When you're so masculine you can't walk up a broken escalator and you whine about it for a week.

07.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no way a four run lead is big enough for this dodgers bullpen to not make barfy immediately

07.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Red Sox, bring Seรฑor Octubre home!

07.10.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone rich people hate this much must be fantastic.

07.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19516    ๐Ÿ” 7388    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132    ๐Ÿ“Œ 374

A while ago @adamrothman.bsky.social tweeted "As a historian, I think things are going to get worse before they get even worse than that" and I think about it every day.

06.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As reported by @ifbookspod.bsky.social, The Free Press ran exactly one story when Melissa Hortman was assassinated. After Charlie Kirk was assassinated, it created an entire new section of its website on the murder, with multiple articles and op-eds. That's who Bari Weiss is.

06.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

perhaps the biggest story TFPever ran was a catastrophically shoddy argument that George Floyd ackshully died of an overdose. When confronted with irrefutable evidence that the piece was simply wrong, Weiss didnโ€™t take it down, she asked her critic, @radleybalko.bsky.social, to come on a podcast.

06.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9506    ๐Ÿ” 2157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

Weiss: "What do you mean we need a source before we can say that liberals hate free speech?"

06.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JORGE!!!

06.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a huge issueโ€”people don't get that civility in our personal relationships shouldn't map onto broad social movements. Klein may mean well, but he's part of the long project to weaponize civility against people without power.

04.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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