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Matthew Whitaker

@eviltwinghost.bsky.social

Spreading cinema love wherever I can. Writer. Podcaster (Cinema Bushido / TheClonesCast). Puppeteer. Portland, OR

225 Followers  |  177 Following  |  51 Posts  |  Joined: 31.12.2023  |  1.8329

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Perfect!

05.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chef's kiss

05.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do people in police bodycam footage always yell, "You're hurting me!" Like, duh, that is what the police do. They get off on it.

16.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I started watching Silo and after the first couple episodes it started to dawn on me that....they weren't leaving the silo any time soon.

15.01.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS weekend! Woooooo!

13.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just need a lot more Luigis in the world. 1st amendment right to 3D printers.

13.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jim Davis quote - β€œToday, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Jim Davis quote - β€œToday, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

13.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7919    πŸ” 1511    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 29

Explains "The Smashing Machine"

13.01.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This dog helped me to quit drinking. Good boy!

13.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe that anyone who said "She had it coming" deserves to lose a loved one to violence. Simple as that.

13.01.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did the Asian lady let all the vampires in?

12.01.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Number one old man, butt cheek game of 2025 is Alan Wake II

31.12.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also refuse to perform at the β€œAdolf Hitler Family Playhouse”

30.12.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lee Minors is a pedo.

26.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine living your whole life as the fucking bongo guy.

18.12.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please, baby-jesus and quark monster, please! #Zendaya

12.12.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What we all need is more #Unity

02.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In company of bears.

28.09.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Plants run from me, metaphorically Touch grass I guess?

Plants run from me, metaphorically
open.substack.com/pub/goodmorn...

20.09.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Say hello to Sir Meowington.

16.09.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am trying to determine the worst popular song in the world. Right now In the Summertime by Mondo Jerry is the winner. It is a jeering, greasy song. Can you find a worse one?

Some that have recently competed:
Don’t worry, be happy
Aquarius
I could walk 500 miles
It’s raining men

31.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make It a Game Survival has to be fun, or there’s no point really.

Sometimes you have to fuck around to find out. Make It a Game! open.substack.com/pub/goodmorn...

22.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sick fucker.

21.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Poo Poo Log

21.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and my baby.

16.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a thing for my glasses Clutter be gone. Sort of.

How-to super organizing!

open.substack.com/pub/goodmorn...

15.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Any #EnterTheDragon fans? How many scenes does this bring forward?

04.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When social media is my middle school crush Obvi, he’s a dick.

Give me some likes....please?

goodmorningsweetienewsletter.substack.com/p/when-socia...

01.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Harrison Pjord - Kill me

19.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved it!

17.07.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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