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Professor of Computer Vision/Machine Learning at Imagine/LIGM, ร‰cole nationale des Ponts et Chaussรฉes @ecoledesponts.bsky.social Music & overall happiness ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿชป Born well below 350ppm ๐Ÿ˜ฌ mostly silly personal views ๐Ÿ“Paris ๐Ÿ”— https://davidpicard.github.io/

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09.12.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, being a postdoc is definitely awesome.

09.12.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes, I dream of applying to a postdoc position and go back to the time when I could just spend my days trying to find an answer to a scientific question.

But, alas, I think that time has passed for me. Too many contingencies that need someone in charge.

09.12.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
KTH | Doctoral student in Probabilistic Machine Learning KTH jobs is where you search for jobs at www.kth.se.

10 days left to apply for a PhD/PostDoc position in probabilistic machine learning together with me at @kthuniversity.bsky.social.

Both positions are fully funded and part of WASP, the Swedish AI program!

For details, see the links below.
PhD: tinyurl.com/4bppbste
PostDoc: tinyurl.com/2tasv6bd

09.12.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Already??! But your starting grant was only, like, 2 years ago, right?

Anyway, congrats! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณ

09.12.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But "supmat" is a noun, right? Right? ๐Ÿฅบ

09.12.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose they are changing ID for all papers and that requires reassigning the papers with the newer ids. Doesn't seem trivial to me, especially if paper IDs are a primary key. Maybe @yoshitomo-matsubara.net could give a hint.

09.12.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tu sais que tu es vieux quand pour rendre un prix choquant encore plus choquant, tu le convertis en francs.

(Je fais pareil, t'inquiรจte)

09.12.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AC batches are now empty

09.12.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Autant รงa paraissait assez clair jusqu'ร  2017, autant dรฉjร  en 2022 รงa l'รฉtait beaucoup moins.

09.12.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most conference rebuttals

08.12.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this I agree. I'm very much in the trust but verify camp. However, verifying can have many faces, and some of them do not require to understand the role of every single variable in the system. Verification and understanding are different things.

08.12.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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But what do you understand in the over 800 pages of proofs produced by an ATP for a specific result? Shall we say the theorem is false because nobody can read and check that proof entirely?

08.12.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'รฉtait dรฉjร  le cas. J'ai souvenir d'avoir fait de CS exceptionnel pour juger de l'รฉquivalence de la qualification par le passรฉ, en amont des COS dans l'urgence entre la clรดture des candidatures et la premiรจre rรฉunion du comitรฉ.

08.12.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

J'apprends que les collรจgues exerรงant ร  l'รฉtranger n'ont plus besoin de passer devant le #CNU pour qualification. Cela passe dรฉsormais par les รฉtablissements.
Je ne savais pas, alors je partage!
#ESR

08.12.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where do you stand on automated theorem proving?

08.12.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Robotics researchers, this is an occasion not to be missed: top-notch speakers in an excellent location in the Alps this February ๐Ÿค–โ›ท๏ธ
It's the Winter School on Social Robotics, Artificial Intelligence and Multimedia (SoRAIM), 9-13 Feb 2026 ๐Ÿ‘‡

08.12.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Concours CNRS] Si comme moi, vous attendiez et que vous n'aviez pas vu passer รงa.
Ouverture du concours : (a priori) aujourd'hui 8/12
Dรฉpรดt des candidatures : jusqu'au 7 janvier

08.12.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Illusory bluish strawberries

08.12.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It did work! It's not because people say you're crazy that you are!

08.12.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got a pretty good understanding of German train timings due to years of practice ๐Ÿ˜

07.12.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long did it take?
ECCV'26 is in Sweden and I'm already wondering how I'll get there ๐Ÿ˜…

07.12.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think about this parallel from time to time. I wonder if COVID was our Antonin plague, and if things all go downhill from here due to various reasons (mostly climate change and resources exhaustion) at a faster rate, just like it did back then.

07.12.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think you need the simulation hypothesis for explaining this. Installing a cult of personality is textbook fascism, something very well known that happened numerous times in the past.

07.12.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By โ€œsovreigntyโ€ he means โ€œstates should be weak enough so that billionaires like me should be able to treat them as feudal vassalsโ€ bsky.app/profile/lora...

06.12.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4189    ๐Ÿ” 905    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

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06.12.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Legality of Holocaust denial - Wikipedia

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06.12.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One must imagine LLMyphus happy

06.12.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of the other faces of Nyarlathotep try to keep it subtle but FIFA Nyarlathotep is โ€œhells yes Iโ€™m Nyarlathotep!!โ€

05.12.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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