Goblin Inajacket

it's very good

Bambi really needs lasers beamed into her face Hi there, My name's jaybird and im raising money on behalf of my friend Bambi. Her dysphoria specifically around facial hair has reached a point of intolerability.

hi girls and gays, my gf really really needs laser, like it hurts so much to see her touch her face and suddenly get quiet.
if you cant donate, repost or comment pls
chuffed.org/project/1404...

i get this sometimes and when i look at it it's cuz i get too aware and notice both chambers firing per beat so i think it's twice as fast as it is.

which ironically(?) can trigger anxiety and make my heart rate spike.

i've done the first two items and things improved. have to leave the room to get food though. should do that.

why do i hurt? do i hunger? am i asthmatic? did i slip a rib? idk i guess i'll clear my throat, massage my rib meat, and find some food

ahh, i see i see

Oh god, I had a stupid dream about Bluesky.
With the foolish ban on not saying that you "wish ill" on someone, users started to "wish jill" on people instead.
Which was fine except that a user named Jill was going from thread to thread, asking—with increasing desperation—what people meant by this.

oh now i sort of get it

just suddenly got really really sad, cried 3 tears, then went back to normal.

i have no idea what happened

'vaccines cause autism'
y'all allistic motherfuckers WISH

a Dyson sphere around the solar system

My hottest take about getting laid-as-politicsis it's downstream from housing policy. Nobody wants to have sex where they live with their parents, or have 1k roommates. We must increase the supply of cheap little apartments where people can bang 🙏

nobody told me American ninja warrior had muscle mommies i thought it was pretty much a sausage fest

like it's chocolate, pistachio and pastry flakes, it's hardly a novel combination. the propaganda is new though.

and much like Israeli couscous, the name is enough to get me not to buy it even if they're both tasty foods.

i don't think i've read that one. i got kinda burned out on DC during the new52 push, couldn't even hold out til they restored continuity lol.

i'll check it out.

i see it as a building intensification of his existing fear based tactics leading to his isolation from his family and an increasingly iron grip on Gotham.

he gets a fear lantern at some point, wasted potential not making him the big bad of that crossover

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new Superman was cute, Gunn clearly got a thing for silver age, they had Superman's robots and all.

hypermanic phase?

man shot day came and went fast oops

hope so, give her my best

look I'm not saying the only use i've got out of my bbs is findomming, but

wracking up debt getting smothered by her gf's thighs and needing a fresh clone

sometimes a girl dinner is saltines and tapenade with a gin and tonic and that's good

pipsissewa is indigenous medicine used for gallstones. it's a type of wintergreen. you dry it and grind it up into powder and make tea with it.

we have a federal agency comprised solely of channers, idk.

i had this on PC way back in the childhood.