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Jamie Keller

@adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social

He/they Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also mtg magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.

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You.
Are.
Allowed.
To.
Insult.
The.
Police.

It’s a core First Amendment principle. This is utterly lawless behavior, for which there will be no (short-term) consequences.

That he does it so casually, as they are walking away, in front of cameras.

Rightly confident in his impunity.

04.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 9356    🔁 4044    💬 325    📌 136
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Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,”
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

04.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 142    🔁 73    💬 5    📌 5
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a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom

Oh I’ll make mine public. I saved this to mess with you. ;)

04.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
04.10.2025 09:17 — 👍 2884    🔁 1470    💬 18    📌 17

MOTHER FUCKER ITS JUST OCTOBER WE DIDNT WANT YOU TO BE THAT SCAREY ON MAIN!!

04.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck it. It’s late somewhere. I’m bringing back high noon seltzer oclock

04.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah but some are really fucked up.

Patron saint of actors? A guy who was an actor but realized that being an actor is a sin and swore to never act again.

Break a leg! The patron saint of “you should ruin your career” is there for you!

04.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked

03.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 9421    🔁 2486    💬 131    📌 139

My daughter has been waiting for it and I’ve been appreciating Taylor swift music alongside her. Stayed up to watch a live stream of the last eras tour show etc.

I think I’ll wait to listen to it with her l. Cross fingers we like it.

04.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck it. I’m bringing back LateSky and Scotchoclock.

Ask me anything.

04.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Seems like my timeline is really disappointed in this release. I wish I could say it’s just “nowhere to go but down after eras tour” but the disappointment seems universal on my feed….ill listen myself but still sad

04.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
04.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MOTHER FUCKER ITS JUST OCTOBER WE DIDNT WANT YOU TO BE THAT SCAREY ON MAIN!!

04.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

….doni want to know about waffles?

Like you don’t need to educate me. Just tell me if my life will be better or worse if I search it up myself. I trust your judgment.

04.10.2025 03:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Without exaggeration, this might be the thing that tips a lot of military families from “I dislike Trump but will vote for him” to “no he is our enemy”

04.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

liberals are unable to understand that the dems lost because they refuse to engage with their progressive base and constantly prioritize catering to republican voters/shareholders/elites. so instead they just call you a misogynist for not liking “iraq war hawk” hillary and “im speaking” kamala

30.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 91    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 0

Imagine if newspapers instead wrote something like, "According to police, the suspect tried to hit the officers with his car. In 35 out of 37 statements issued by this department over the past 5 years, police gave false initial statements, later contradicted by their own bodycam footage."

02.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 553    🔁 145    💬 2    📌 1

Both of these names tickle my memory but my brain refuses to learn handles only Avi’s. Sounds like I’m better off not reminding myself on this one.

04.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vivian posting a weird 9/11 statue and suggesting it could be used to serve nachos

Vivian posting a weird 9/11 statue and suggesting it could be used to serve nachos

@acab4cutie.top passing this on as relevant to your interests :

04.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Remember: Undocumented immigrants pay billions of dollars in taxes every year.

They pay into government funded healthcare programs, but can't access them except in case of emergency.

Emergency Medicaid spending accounted for less than 1% of total Medicaid spending in 2023.

30.09.2025 17:53 — 👍 6867    🔁 2821    💬 130    📌 103
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

30.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 12580    🔁 1770    💬 118    📌 80

I have decided to write a book

As long as Stephen King doesn’t opt out of having me steal The Stand

30.09.2025 20:16 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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White House Unveils ‘TrumpRx’ Drug-Buying Site and a Pfizer Pricing Deal The company says it gains a three-year grace period to exempt it from national-security-related tariffs.

This sounds totally above board and definitely not a scam

30.09.2025 20:18 — 👍 36    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 2

If Kate is short is for Katherine…

does that mean that Cate is short for Truncate?

30.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Urinal cake pops.

01.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

Local News Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

28.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 9456    🔁 2116    💬 384    📌 402

Don’t riffle shuffle cards (as a Collectable Card Game nerd)

30.09.2025 02:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s funny because it’s true!

It’s been a useful phrase for me since.

28.09.2025 11:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl are you Earth in the days of the Nephilim?

Because you got me dripping for 40 days and 40 nights we gonna flood this fuckin world.

28.09.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Girl are you Earth in the days of the Nephilim?

Because you got me dripping for 40 days and 40 nights we gonna flood this fuckin world.

28.09.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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