The OG Russell Wilson

Am I going to regret BT Jr???

*little girls

This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why

Many are saying there has never been a President that is a better diver than you, sir

Did na-zi that coming

Because if Trump tells them a leopard has stripes they’ll believe it

The Four Seasons Landscaping of Parades

One of them is a swamp creature with someone else hand up their ass telling them what to say

The other is a beloved muppet

In fairness, "along the shaft" of Long Island is a softball

God has the chance to do the funniest thing…..

I feel like this is going to somehow backfire into empowering the vegans

I live here lol

Spotted in Houston today

Today my wife got this swimsuit for my son.

My daughter said he can't have it because he doesn't know how to surf.

My wife proceeded to cackle because she knows about one of the best memes ever

He’s right though. You flip the narrative if you’re showing, as an American, that you don’t like what the administration is doing.

Fanning the flames of the xenophobic right is only giving them ammunition. Americans standing for immigrants is a stronger argument

Assume its really high and then add 10

He doesn't ever know - anything - but this was a most telling time to say it

No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com

He's "panican"

You might be my favorite poster on the internet

Johns Hopkins has a $15B endowment

The Sucker Award goes to anyone that would give ESPN money for an article

Starting to think he wants everyone's face to look like his

Where is Sirhan Sirhan when the world needs him?

Waiting for the billionaires to decide that they’ve had enough of Trump

Needs the Latin phrase for “where did you go to high school?”

Apparently you have a short memory

He’s on pace to fire more veterans than Roosevelt created