I've just been living in a world where my phone case presses down the unlock button twice and opens the camera 2/3rds of the time. For like months.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

I think watching the Hannibal TV show 10 years after it aired was the right call, I had a good time. Hold on let me read that back. tEN YEARS

hold on i gotta take this

I keep going to bed realizing that I haven't done any of the stretches or exercises that I'd planned. So now I have an alarm that goes off at 6:30pm that just says "it helps" because man, they sure do.

Do a lil stretch, it helps.

girl... the thrall.....

Uhoh those the were load-bearing witches.

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

Image of a Bart train station with screens that are glitching, the right screen is partially legible with text about walnut Creek on ice but the left is totally illegible

riding the BART train that takes you to Hell

Charli XCX in front of a blackboard

warning to my fellow photosensitives: the Charli XCX Super Bowl ad for Poppi is full of flashing lights and is unsafe for anyone with photosensitivity to view

the beginning of the ad looks like this. If you see it, ABANDON SHIP COVER YOUR EYES

very grateful to my friends who texted me about this 😭

A picture of three giraffes (heads only). The parent giraffes heads are coming down into frame from the upper corners and nuzzling the baby giraffe's face which is coming up into the frame from the bottom. Indoor fencing can be seen in the background.

Timeline cleanse. A baby giraffe was born Monday at Hogle Zoo (Salt Lake City, Utah). Photo by Kennedy Camarena of KSL News.

The cover of the book "Birds of Northern California" with a picture of a nuttall's woodpecker

A nuttall's woodpecker on a tree in the same pose as the one from the cover of the bird book

I met a celebrity today!!!

"Even worms do a little dance🕺🪱"

#gladlands

it was good

a bowl of cosmic crisp apples, they are all red with splashes of yellow. In my hand I am holding a dark red, nearly black apple

gonna eat the haunted apple

just kinda yearning for a garden ya know

Literally obsessed with this pic I got of one Cedar Waxwing getting very mad at another for drinking in the same spot as him despite there being a whole stream

guys I had to use a ride share app this morning and a tesla pulled up and I honestly could not figure out how to open the door

large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

This is available as a free printable download on my website - download at halseyberryman.com/download :)

I saw a raven yesterday. I know it was a raven and not a crow because I was like iS THAT A FUCKING CAT IN THE TREE. So that's my hot tip if you're having trouble distinguishing the two.

im sooooooo random *holds up 9 sporks*

a close up picture of my torbie cat's face, she's inside a tunnel of brown paper and she's looking right at the camera with her big yellow eyes

this thing is just in my house all the time wtf

I can't run errands my weasel loves me!!! (volume up for purrs)

a mini barbie dreamhouse atop a giant (relative to the house) chicken legs

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.

It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.

No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

David Lynch sitting in a naturally lit room and wearing sunglasses: “I’m wearing dark glasses today, because I’m seeing the future and the future is looking very bright.”

David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

yeah

does greenland have eggs or something

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.