Parmolord

ANOTHER 15 MINUTES INCOMING, I WANT HIM CUT, SEND HIM BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM NOW

I have been ranting about that useless bastard Jake Moody for 15 minutes...and I still ain't done

Beers in the fridge, food ordered for later, football is so back

Brazilian national anthem is a banger

A fantasy football team with the name "you utter punt"

VAR IS NOW RUINING PENS, ACTUALLY SUCK MY ARSE

a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

Trying to get access to folders at work so I can download some logos

This self isolation lark is a bit crap like

Playing the Dr Eggman MTG card before declaring that I'm pissing on the moon is going to be peak autism comedy

Are Muse in their Nu Metal era?

Alright, The Last Of Us is a crap game. As a visual and emotional piece of media I'm sure it's fine (I enjoyed the first episode of the series when I started watching it last night) but by god does the actual game feel like arse as a game.

Sundays are for watching sports ⚾

I swear most of the footage I shoot for work is on a Dutch angle like I think I'm Alfred fucking Hitchcock or some shit

The header for the game Railborn

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting (I am men)

I love Mr Iguana

Hell of a week. Sometimes life is good

Fred Durst eating the garlic dough balls at pizza express

Unfortunately that was to be expected. We were once part of the labour heartland but it feels like we've been forgotten about for years, even when the prime minister was a north east MP. Some people round here see Farage and his ilk as a viable alternative. Glad to see the greens are gaining though

Look after yourself man <3

Jesus fucking Christ, just leave trans people alone you stupid cunts.

Batman ordering a kebab after a heavy night in roxannes

Holy shit, that's incredible!

Been editing again properly for the first time in like 7 years, it's fun but fucking hell I'm rusty

Not a fan of Kendricks music or anything like that, not for me, but fuck me that was great

I have a love of punts so I am feasting

Don't blame me, I voted for Saquon

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

Should use this more probably:

🏈San Francisco 49ers

🏒San Jose Sharks

⚾San Francisco Giants

⚽Middlesbrough and Celtic

🏎️Haas

🏀Golden State Warriors

🎮G2

I also play guitar and have 2 arsehole cats

A white cat staring directly into the camera

This maybe the best picture I've taken of any cat. This is Timmy my mum's cat, I grew up with him and he still recognises me when I go home