Lex 🍾

Omg 😭😭

Donald J. Trump. Documentary would start from his parents because he wasn’t shit since he was living in his dad‘s testicles.

My mom’s father. I would lay his shit so bare I swear to God

Where do dust even be coming from man wtf

At this point, knowing more just hurts my existing family and causes unnecessary stress. that’s not advantageous to me

My sister got them titties done and ain’t looked back since I have no choice but to stan

I would actually have the most intriguing TikTok series in the whole damn world if I just got on there and talked about the things I’ve learned from ancestry.com and all my family lore, but my mom would kill me lol

I’m lowkey afraid to sign on there one day and find out I got a new sister cause my dad used to be in the streets and I don’t think my heart can take that

I literally don’t go on ancestry no more cause I don’t need no more cousins. I don’t need no more aunts and uncles. Every time I go on there, my mom got a new sister 🙄 I do not care what that man was doing.

I been blessed!

And his youngest children, my uncles who were products of that last marriage, are respectively 7 and 8 years older than me. One of their wives, my “aunt” is only six months older than me.

Girl, the tea was hot! Bc when we did the math on her birthday, we realized that when she was born he was already married to the woman that he had left the first long, lost sister’s mom for. The nigga was just a habitual family starter😭😭

Sidenote, the children were all born on different continents

Chileeee ancestry had me find out about

- a great great uncle that killed his wife
- my moms (second!) long lost sister that no one knew existed because he got some lady pregnant while on base in the military

Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors

Very appreciative to have a man who makes plans for me so I don’t have to think

I told my husband I wanted to go to LA. He got flights last night. this morning I sent him some suggestions and he called me and told me the whole plan for our three days and the logistics for each step of the way

Like.. please be so serious. I’m out

It’s been 30 days since I was in LA.

Just booked a return flight for next week bitch I’m cold

So she got her bag and now she want everybody else to stop girl bye

Amazon don’t pay no bills in here. Ima call it what I want.

HA

Anywho. Now I’m coming up on two years married 🥰 because he needed me duh

I wonder if it’s because I have brothers that letting a man know we go together now has never been an issue

One thing I’ve always loved about me - once I realized I was fine, I had all the confidence in the world. I will (when I was single) approach a man and let him know he been thinking about me but it’s ok, I’m here now

EYE would have stopped him. And I don’t give a damn about the acting. That man is way too fine. I would’ve had to introduce myself 😭

Who framed Roger rabbit is right there

It don’t matter where you go, all these corporations are in cahoots.

Today’s*

As I go into today Diddy doc viewing, I stand on this! Everybody in the interviews on here need to go head and put on the clown hat

Chile that jealousy is a disease! if he was on the moral high ground and saw something wrong he should’ve called the cops years ago or if he wanted to stick around, he could’ve been getting to a bag being in Diddys team. but instead he on TV chatting. Hoe shit

Still not over this Diddy documentary. Watching episode 2 today