Furthermoore, krampus's rogue

Furthermoore the brown and black tabby sits on the arm of a chair, towering over you, his eldritch power immense and unnassailable.

sounds helpful to me!

i guess that's an option if you don't want to just go straight to biting...

tell them if meowing doesn't work that light biting is a good next step. They should aim for feet first!

I say that a lot too!

Furthermoore the brown and black tabby looms above you, sitting on the arm of a chair, looking down with disdain. His power is unmatched.

my power is unmatched!

try jumping onto something way taller than your humans think you should be able to! that one's always a classic!

early to rise, i see. my humans got up early, but i did not want to.

(Our senior cat, Furthermoore's brother, is quite angry and spiteful. But as he's aged he has been mellowing. So there may be something to it.)

of course, i am far too clever!

furthermoore the brown and black tabby perched on the bedside table next to a window, looking back at the camera in a perturbed manner. He definitely didn't just bonk his head on the glass.

there was a bird perched outside my window, and i definitely didn't freak out, try to pounce it, and bonkers my head on the glass, so don't ask!

oh guinness... they were!

Furthermoore the brown and black tabby curled up on a blanket with his front paws stretched out.

we need to assemble a crew...

this is what i do when i get good scritchings

photo shoots can be exhausting! looks like a good yawn!

absolute gargoyle ass

poor, dejected guinness! life is so cruel!

did you at least get to lick the plate?

love this for you, dude

we haven't had any big storms yet here in noisy, ivanhoe! I hope you stay warm and cozy guinness!

Furthermoore the brown and black tabby is sitting next to his coffee pot shaped toy. He was playing with it, but if course stopped as soon as the camera came out.

time for my morning coffee!

Furthermoore the brown and black tabby in a sort of elongated loaf position on the bed so that his back is in a big hump like a breaching whale.

arrroooooowoooorooo!🐋🐋🐋

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mmmm... yogurt

you know i am!

what are your findings?

bunes! you are outside!

Furthermoore the brown and black tabby lies on his belly atop his humans hip, his paws crossed, his eyes closed and face sleepy.

Furthermoore the brown and black tabby lies on his human's hip, paws crossed, his eyes soft looking off to the right.

to the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say

no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

for the stranger there amongst them had a furthemoore on his hip

furthermoore on his hip

exactly!