Vicious Vee

YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

Call me a pessimist but a 1.3per cent chance of being wiped out by the asteroid in 7 years time does not sound that small at all www.bbc.com/news/article...

Ditto 🥰

Update: Biden says the TikTok shut down is a stunt by Chew and doesn’t believe companies have any reason to believe they’ll incur fines for hosting TikTok.

He’s still playing chicken and doesn’t even realize he’s losing.

Fr! 😭😭

@plumcharlie.bsky.social is this you? I have no idea. I'm sorry if it's not. 😞

The last tiktok I watched was just about to tell me what discord to go to, but before it could finish... Who has the discord? 😭

I consider it free from judgment because it doesn't exist if I can't see it. It's like my own curtain of invisibility... Man, my cat really was onto something.

You know what’s great about a bluesky? It's like I can talk openly, free from judgment—unlike the awkward stares I get when I'm caught having a full-blown conversation with my cat.

If you're looking for inspirational or thought-provoking posts you won't find them with me. My posts might start off like it's going somewhere and then

I am my biggest fan which is quite ironic since I low key hate myself too... At least my humor is on point.

Please reference the previous reply.

Elaboration: While my humor isn't exactly unique, I also realize most people don't find me funny, which is pretty funny to me

As I speak out into the void I think, 'It's kinda nice being a nobody again... Not like I was somebody before.' 😅

Sometimes I wish I was funny.

Then I remember I AM funny!

Then I remember I'm only situationally funny.

Don't traumatize your cat trying to get them to stay away from the tree. Instead, get them a tunnel so they can enjoy the tree and the holidays with you! #cat #xmas #christmastree

*hears ad for "hydrogen water"*

Me: OMG

B: There are different types of water now? BABE, What a time to be alive!

Me: I know! I wonder what's in water. What is H2O really?

B: We may never know.

SPOILER ALERT!: Everybody dies.

"oh, wait... That actually makes so much sense!"

Look at that face! 😭 #cat

Haaiiiii!

My kid says "sup queer" I think it's funny 'cause we're both queer.

When that happens to me I usually just sit on them - they're usually cold anyway up 2 birds one stone I guess. (I would never throw stones at a bird let alone 2)

Finally,
I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm not entirely sure what to do here. 😬