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But can it doodle a bikini on a goat?

19.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm aware of that
breaking point is where:
1) extending debt maturities is insufficient
2) co's need fresh cash to plug working capital hole
3) banks are unable to provide cash
We're already at acceleration point
Unclear timing for mass bankruptcies & layoffs (in Moscow)

18.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EBA considers 5% has "high" NPLs
10% is normally the trigger point for a blanking crisis to become "systemic"
Peaks follow after (20-30%)
Thing to watch for is acceleration of the NPL ratio: 4% Dec 24, 4.2% mid 25 ("official" ie low stats, counting loans in forbearance as "performing")

18.02.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"we have nothing more to add" said a roskomnadzor spokesman on their official telegram channel πŸ™ƒ

17.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pressure the perceived easier target
Maneuver for personal gain (proverbial trump tower Moskva, but much bigger than that)

17.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adani: More red flags than a communist party convention

17.02.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He almost connected the dots there

16.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So the next time Medvedev wants to threaten me with nuclear annihilation he can only do it on...Max?
πŸ˜”

16.02.2026 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We'd be lucky to have πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ in NATO

14.02.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a black dress and wig . ALT: miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a black dress and wig .

Groink

12.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putin's command understands:
1) media suppression is critical
2) soldiers are expendable

11.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ludicrous. No WW2 elections were held in Europe (Inc UK) either
Anyway, add a referendum Q: gives πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ a recall petition over pres. once war ends
All can then vote Zelensky knowing recall guarantees new election after, when politics can again be debated. Keeps status quo and satisfies stupid demands.

11.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Should have stuck with just plain Kawasaki!

11.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gemini, when asked to find a covenant in a document I uploaded, made it up..
Then dissembled when I asked it to name the page it "quoted" from

Deepseek just gave me (and Xi) the correct answer with good quality context

11.02.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On a corruption-adjusted basis it's now the 34th largest economy, just edging Bangladesh

10.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A precondition would be for Russia to return historic German, Chinese, Turkish and Mongol lands to their respective "native harbours"

10.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"formed for carrying on an undertaking of great advantage" is poetically loaded with historic meaning. πŸ‘πŸ‘

10.02.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Logic and proportion are not their strong suits.
Hypocrisy, now *that's* their forte

10.02.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait till he calls it Trumpopolis and gets the US gov to pay for it

09.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean protect the entity allowing us to download cat videos while away from a reliable cellphone signal

06.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something like : "have fun getting poor"?

05.02.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"who knows his briefs well"
-I'll see myself out

05.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USSR collapsed as the economy couldn't support the military spend.
Cold war ended with Russia needing food aid from the US.
Dumbasses learnt nothing.

05.02.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, be properly equipped; a (proper) kayak flipping should not sink. Under any circumstances.

04.02.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That right there is a stark cultural dividing line between Ukraine and Russia:
They're still Czar, Boyars, Peasant-serfs

04.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what their [off the books] other [pumping] fee income is

03.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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three pigs are sitting at a table in a room with the words freegifmaker.me on the bottom right ALT: three pigs are sitting at a table in a room with the words freegifmaker.me on the bottom right

Too early for that
First Tesla needs to diversify into agriculture so we have not just cars/JV batteries/made up robots, but also Pigs in space

03.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@keubiko.bsky.social

03.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The operating income / interest test is easy to manipulate (unlike a cashflow test)

But it will for sure make borrowing even more expensive

30.01.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish they wouldn't advertise this. My boss might just pay for a one way flight to the Greenwich CT office and get DHS to post me back

29.01.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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