gab

me learning: wow! this is so cool and interesting! live laugh learn am i right

me studying for exams: why did i punish myself in this way . i chose this path and yet the path has now turned against me .

hey siri how do i physically fight a ghost

i need to have some words with frank sinatra’s ghost after sitting in his booth last night

shame is so important in building character

to yap or not to yap

just watched my bf try broccoli for the first time ama

being hungover is so fucked up. like why do i have to experience the consequences of my own actions

gender of the day: muppet of a man

not beating the sleepy guy allegations

eating a lobster reminds me that humans are apex predators #thegrinddontstop

hello to the cool breeze on this beautiful summer day. and hello to Anxiety

serving **** at jury duty

yes chef

gender of the day: chef

oh to be a new york rat scratching my back on a plastic christmas tree

slay or be slayed

my gender identity is being a daddy

thank you god and also my friend’s dad for jalapeño poppers

Told my friends about Hot Girl Nap and they were shocked. Y’all are missing out if you’re not taking a little nap when you’re anxious and overwhelmed

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

please babe can you just stop and be in awe of the world for literally 10 seconds

this is so real bro

welcome dad

being catty is NOT cute and NOT quirky (this doesn’t apply to the cast members of Selling Sunset)

how many calories are in a serving of cunt

listening to rock that body by the black eyed peas ……. immediate dopamine hit

there’s something so cute about sleeping in

i know this is controversial ……. pee pee poo poo