brian

your honor i plead guilty- *my lawyer frantically shakes their head no* -haha uhh sike!

What no the ladies love you.

And i know that sometimes cars run and sometimes they don’t is that good enough lol

@ohitstarik.bsky.social yo where do you find these cars for under a grand? Ya boi wants to do cars so the ladies like me

Yeah mos def

@ohitstarik.bsky.social hey can you help me LS swap my ford focus?

VW Golf "harlequin" which shipped from the factory with multicolored body panels in teal, blue, yellow, and red

if you look like this DM me

I make my ICD diagrams and plots in excel and powerpoint because I’m a piece of shit

Sure it’s a “super moon” but I always think the moon is super 🥹

A recreation of the Craig Weekend meme using typewritten characters

If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.

6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.

Just a lil something to take the edge off

"jiffy lube" is short for ordinary jifferential lubrequations

waffle houses are my waffle homes

waffle house

four dudes in front of a waffle house

nah waffles slap @ohitstarik.bsky.social back me up

waffle house

SW confirmed this

Banger

I’ve recently found that you can select feeds like themes i guess? So what are some good feeds you all follow?

If coffee isn’t a meal substitute then why when i drink a pot of coffee am i not hungry anymore??? Make it make sense

Commit to main just like you commit to the bit (fully)

I commit to poasting (boasting+posting) on here more i promise

Oh you think it’s weird to talk to yourself? You’re gonna hate it when you learn I’m talking to solidworks not myself and they said you’re not good at CAD 😬

Acid or base? I say as i slide a shot glass of 10M sulfuric acid and a shot glass of 10M lithium hydride across the bar

I’ve always wanted to tow a cop car

Thigh tat Thursday!

If i walked up to you and said “ah just throw a hex on it!” am i a witch or an engineer?

Viva la bluesky

putting the Fe in female (i am made of metal)

Twitter is dead long live the same UI under a different name