umami daddy

Also walked past what I considered my local, which got ruined by a large pub chain (went from being packed of a weekend to empty) and it’s full shut down now and it really is miserable. We’re not allowed shit are we?

Came out to got the spar for wraps and they weren’t up to standard (little tiny shites, I’m a growing boy), but got this little pang of “go for a run it’s dark, dry and not freezing” and fuck me hope that sticks.

Gotta make another big call this week about sorting my shit out and again, why is it so terrifying being an adult? They make this shit hard on purpose. (I know why)

Get a load of this cunt

Mealy as fuck, not a single bit of joy in those miserable lumps. Just a shit pretender to the far superior apple

I’ve never been so hurt by one of your posts 😞

Absolutely that, it’s that whole “gotta vote in my future hypothetical interests, just in case” mentality.

Vibes based class system is bang on the money frankly 🙏

Still looking for a job btw. Since October.
It’s wild how undesirable a candidate you become when you’re not able to offer full time availability for part time hours

What are you even on about? Give your head a full wobble

As an adult mind you.
And she was insistent she was working class, which frankly just isn’t the experience.

It’s such a weird nuanced thing, and I think there’s a lot of middle class who think they’re working class and whatnot. I had a find who’s dad was a lecturer (on good money), and mum was a teacher, and they did stuff like buying her cars, putting a deposit on her home for her, paying for holidays…

Honestly, evacuate mine kitchen, ye greedie beaste.
The other if I open anything in the kitchen the cat comes screaming, and I usually have to show her what I’ve got.
Tofu, she wasn’t impressed. Coffee another time, she was visibly disgusted. Quorn ham, as we may have discussed, is a big hit.

This is where I post from.

The koka ones of these are boss and included approx. 87 sachets

Don’t even call yourself working class unless your living room looks like this

Can’t rattle a pan without them thinking it’s their food bowl and spending an hour screaming at you

Can’t believe it, I’m crying and shaking rn. This is the future the left want??? Vegan food freely available???
So sick of this country, bring back hanging and the coal man and marathon bars

Read some of it and the comments, and I’m off before I start arguing. Growth 🙏

Is there yank discourse about Mexican food?
Like I’m barely online atm, and I come back for a nice look at my friends cool posts and you do this to me? Get to fuck you absolute wet wipes.

not surprising at all obviously but this is just all so fucked up

They used to do a vegany Mexican I think, and them taking it away was a slight against me personally. (The vegan sausage rolls still absolutely fuck tho, even if the pastry does look pure anaemic)

Offering myself up should you need me 🫡

Finished the Hotel Avocado last night instead of sleeping and it was boss.

Hey buddy, I’ll have you know over HERE we use Miracle Whip 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Had it on tape and it was pretty sick, and also a bit terrifying

Had some similar bullshit with eon, managed to accrue 3k from nowhere? Bills are always ridiculously high given it’s a small house, not a fucken clue why. Dismantle em all

The two guys working there spent a lot of time integrating that futuristic technology, cut them some slack :(

They’re a small indie company mate, how do you expect them to even afford to keep the lights on if they sell it for less???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺