🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇

I saw them all too, and they were all crankin it so right. The 19th century guy just kept repeating random sayings!

The early bird jerks it’s worm, or whatever the saying is

Either way your approval matters! I’m glad you’re on board

Which is this?

Beautiful, just as god intended of the lesser top hatted bulldog

Big flag are already trying to silence me

It’s very powerful. In awe of your ability to use words rn mate. Big fan of it

Slap the bulldog in there and we have a hit

My proposal for a new flag

As a phrase

Cucks cross is very good

William, we don’t like the flag, I appreciate the message but it’s a lost cause mate

By which, of course, I mean self love. The old, 5 finger foxtrot. Bashing the bishop. Pocket billiards. Slapping the dolphin as it were. Wanking. They love wanking dogs.

They love their dogs over there, as much as they love theirselves!

They call them “Yanks” cause they’re always “Yanking” their damn p*nises. They can’t help it. Please stop encouraging this hateful behaviour.

A pub called McDonald’s

Wife asked if we could go McDonald’s for tea, I said sure love. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺 #banter #manjokes #justmanlythings #loveownfarts #divorced #notallowedtoseethekids #missyoudenise

Hahaha I won’t but I could’ve been out here like Spider-Man except shooting webs out me arris.

Listen maybe this is how I get super powers, you never know

My mum probably would’ve, she’s a firecracker (gobshite)

Wait no nevermind.

Imagine we had a bulldog in a top hat with a waistcoat…

Also goes without saying, impeccable fit

This is new Art Mommy lore, full on art teacher who is very caring and takes people under her wing, but is also v sensitive?

Wish I had :( free toys????

Reminds me of the old woman who bollocked me for pissing in a bush when I was like 8? My ma went round and kicked off so bad. People are such cranks

When I’m king, if you make complaints about kids services like this, you’ll immediately be out on a list and you’ll disappear at some random time/date down the line.

Like, Wales have a dragon? Fucking sick that, we should’ve done that.

Dogshit flag, we should make a new one.

Solid fit tho mate, powerful!

I’m sending this to him now mate, hope you finally get your big true love kiss from him. You got this champ!