Mark Dove

Leaky Sue.

Well surely we all know that a Mr D Trump will be winning it. Every year. And posthumously too.

Bit of both; although technically a byway, it still has no reason to be in any vehicular mapping database.

To be absolutely clear we don't know that Matty has exactly one child without a paternity test. Could quite easily be zero. But then again he could be a Boris.

Yeah, but if it said store below 80F then perhaps shake well before using it.

The 2tone museum is well worth it though (out of the city centre).

Yep. Recommend all that too.
Abiding memory is looky-looky men in the jamar el-fnar trying to offload wooden snakes. I resisted the snakes but did get a really nice leather jacket in the souk.

When tower block living was still exciting.

There's nobody can bugger like you can bugger. Allegedly.

He doesn't need fraud when his wife still rakes in vast dividends from Infosys - a company that refused to pull out of Russia for years ago.

Four years of Putin's blood money - that's Rishi Sunak summed up.

I particularly like Sunak, who said he was happy being just a constituency MP, turning up just four times in 2025.

Mark François did better in 2020, and he was under arrest half the time.

And yet again, the Butcher of Windrush gets away scot free.

Deleted scenes: Withnail and Uncle Monty win the gurning contest at Shap village hall and bring home a wee trophy.

Even then they may not take it all at once.

How do you feel knowing that there are even more sanctions held in reserve? 21st. 22nd. 23rd. Etc

Better all at once that bit at a time.

Do you not think these sanctions would have been a great idea, I dunno, FOUR YEARS AGO!?

It's time to accept that the days of sliced gravy are behind you. Now, let's talk about letting quinoa into your life.

Nope. Paul is out of retirement after 7 years and playing all of his latest 33m album then interval then greatest hits.
He's playing the Royal Albert Hall ffs. Google it.

Oh I know this one; it's Bretwalda's Spot The Ball, Port Vale vs Tranmere, Feb 1973, after a floodlights failure at Burslem.

Close. Sutton Coldfield.

Wülferhampton is just a silly place on here.

Japan cherry blossom festival cancelled because of unruly tourist ‘crisis’ Authorities scrap Arakurayama Sengen park cherry blossom festival near Mount Fuji because of tourists trespassing, littering and ‘defecating in private yards’

Did not consider the Japanese to be a country that went in for wild shitting. I need to check my stereotypes.

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It's true Paul is touring again. I'm old enough to remember his farewell tour seven years ago before he retired.

(Actually good on him as he's been unwell in the interim I think).

Where I live all the 40s have been made 30s recently and 30s now 20s by every school (permanent 20 not just school hours) and row of shops.

Difference in my day to day life = 0

Sadly I'm of the opinion that a good 50% of the country are imbeciles. And that's me being generous.

But season 1 is poor for TNG.

Second state visit = decent
Gaza genocide = decent
Plasticine action arrests = decent

Done? Second state visit. Complicit in genocide. Mandelson. I noticed those. Shame you didn't.

I'm also thinking about the Post Office Horizon victims. I hope you are too Ed, seeing as your defense, just like Starmer, was that you were lied to.

I hope you think about those poor postmasters until your dying day.

That's a lot of buttons just to select beige. Maybe medium-beige, well-beige ...

Very sad how almost everyone ignores Crimea 2014. We are 12 years into the war, not 4.