Profanity Embroidery Group PEG

Embroidery of Queen Elizabeth 1st with the tagline How to piss off suitors and keep it virgin

What would an Elizabethan self help book look like, maybe this?
(Destined for the history section of our profane library - opens next week)

Embroidery in hoop with flowers and words saying Libraries, fuck yeah!

Profanity Library opening its doors next Wednesday.
Some of us are just getting started because we fucking love a dicey deadline.
Libraries, fuck yeah, use them or lose them, like calf muscles, the high street, or your mind

embroidery based on the Mr Man books, this one titled Mr Smug Twat

PEG's sweary library IRL exhibition shit coming soon to Whitstable, opening 11th Feb, you could even buy this for the Smug Twat in your life 😚

Cheers Susie, might even do a walk around video or some toss like that 😙

A recap for any twats who can't work out the details.

Wednesday 11 February to Monday 16 February
Fishslab Gallery, Whitstable, CT5 1DB
11am - 5pm except Sunday when we shut at 4pm, unless the gallery is heaving with PEG fans trying to purchase all our beautiful bollocking crap.
See you there!

Exhibition poster in orange, blue and pink on white background: The Sweary Library, Profanity Embroidery Group Exhibition, obscenities guaranteed, very strong language beautifully stitched, 11 to 16th February, Fishslab Gallery Whitstable

Actual in-person shit happening:
We've been busy creating our very own sweary Library, if you're lucky, you may get a fine.

Plenty of potential here

#chefskiss

sewing machine stitchwork. multiple colours across pale fabric, the negative space spells out FUCK in a column down the centre, a column of fucks if you like, ten in total.

multiple fucks given for #fuckoffFriday

person on a beach wearing a parrot hat and cape, they are holding out one arm to reveal words hidden inside the wing saying cock-or-to. Geddit?

something for #bluemonday Looking forward to being sweary parrots in the sun again soon 🦜 maybe with a cock-or-two...

we all need one of these in our lives rn

thank you for leading us to #fuckofffriday @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social and @deaconbiker.bsky.social

Embroidery on vintage fabric in red and yellow with black outlines. Title reads FUCKOMETER below a dial with a green needle. The dial reads fuck face, fuckwit, fuckaduck, fuck a doodle doo, flying fuck, fucking fuck, fuck you.

It's #fuckofffriday just in case you've run out of fucks already here's the #PEG #FUCKOMETER for some #fuckinginspo

Lorna the Sloven sounds like our kinda gal 🏆
We're all fucking about getting ready for an exhibition of new shit this time next month, when I can be arsed I'll share a poster. PS what is this tasteful of which you speak?

Sending a hello and a variety of friendly hand gestures your way, there must surely be a ruder version of Chestfield though right?

🙌 we're amazed that Xitter - obviously the best name solution - hasn't received more traction tbh

Might be one of our members, you never know....

no that's the Met, easy mistake, we haven't seen a police car since 2010

this is the sort of shit we're here for 👊
#ifIstitcheditImeantit

Agreed, top ambassador bollocks 🎉 Walnut Whips all round your excellences 💩

How the fuck have we missed #fuckofffriday ?! Eternally grateful 🤩

Not even a shitload 🤷
One day we'd like at least a fuck ton 😚🤞

You're not fucking wrong there 😉

Embroidery red lettering on a gold background (and this is a labour of love because those metallic threads are truly horrible to stitch with). Reads: you don't have to be a cunt to work here but it helps

For anyone reflecting on their life choices today

#profaneembroidery
#handstitched
#itsprofanedontcomplain

Looking forward to some mutual profanity in the year ahead

Embroidery on white fabric. Green stitching reads "It's beginning to feel a lot like..." then in red "FUCK THIS". Golden snow flakes are sewn into the background

#vibes

One of our favourites 🫶

Pillow shaped cushion embroidered with french knot in black, pink, and blue. The negative space left by the stitchwork reveals the word Dickhead

last minute gift inspo?
Dickhead Cushion by Janis W

#profanityembroidery
#frenchknot

Embroidery of Old Mother Hubbard and her dog peering into their bare cupboard, her saying "bugger" Dog thinking "fuck". Embroidered text outside the image reads (clockwise from the top): Almost all independent Food Aid Network members reported increased need for services in November 2022. Over 1/5 were experiencing issues with supplies of goods. In 2020/21, 42 m people were in food poverty, including 9% of children. In September 2022, the Food Foundation found that 18% of households were suffering insecurity, including 54% of households on Universal Credit. In January 2022 1.6m children were eligible for free school meals.

2022 but still valid, this one speaks for itself... with the help of Old Mother Hubbard and her Dog

#foodpoverty
#foodbank
#profaneembroidery
#oldmotherhubbard

Not so Golden Brown: DJ plays 24-hours of No 2s in Lake District sewage protest Radio host uses chart songs that didn’t quite make top spot to highlight issue of Windermere pollution

😂 What a very British protest - radio DJ doing a 24-hour marathon playing hits that only reached number 2 in the charts, to highlight the 'Number Twos' discharged in sewage into Lake Windermere.
🎧
See also Community Radio Environment Network @cren1.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...