@icantihavecrew.bsky.social
They/Them viscerally livid all of the time I sometimes post photos here
frantically searching through my favorite media for something I haven't already ripped off for my d&d inspo
10.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so conversationally adept the old dudes share their deepest darkest secrets at 10am.
09.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On it boss 🫡
09.10.2025 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On it boss 🫡
04.10.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vote Blue
It’s my Birthday 🎁
You can make my day
Download my New Album Purple Shasta Racoon
Full of Vitriol and Totes Improvised.
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Doxxing myself as a huge fucking nerd
02.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe there is a god
02.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Spanker of the House
27.09.2025 03:52 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Using my advanced animal tracking skills to stalk a wild beast in its natural habitat (an iced coffee and open modelo has appeared on the kitchen table, indicating my roommate has come home from work)
27.09.2025 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Enjoying a reflective cigarette and beer in the open air after making the most beautiful girl in the world laugh for 2 hours. Life has a purpose after all.
26.09.2025 05:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0damn can a bitch just drink her choccy milk?
24.09.2025 23:23 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Dracula flowed all over this mf
24.09.2025 06:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The orb is ready
24.09.2025 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is peak male performance
24.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you take my car despite a bajillion other cars being parked equally or worse than I, this is who you are taking it from
23.09.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They got raptured, like somebody else we all know and love
23.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re absolutely right everything is about me
23.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
23.09.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your laughing. My car was the only member of our household to get raptured and your laughing.
23.09.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world will look your heartbreak dead in the eyes and use it in their comedy special without crediting you
23.09.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
23.09.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Oh my god you turn me on” but as in toaster in bath
23.09.2025 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18.09.2025 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have remembered that I BlueSky. Hello world.
18.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the ragebait fucking works
14.09.2025 06:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who up tenderin' they loin rn
08.09.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a mother fuckjn zanax
07.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think its totally fine to be an absolute ass as long as your funny but if you aren't funny maybe kill yourself
06.09.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do it. Throw yourself into refining a product only you and the roommates you force to watch it with you will enjoy.
05.09.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"we are our halting anti-human trafficking efforts to focus on our human trafficking operation"
05.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
