Literally just a bear

I’m making vibrations in your moms membranes

My name is it

If you like IPA’s you have a piss fetish

I’ve seen better

Idk wtf Black Sails is but this has convinced me to watch it

me, tits, fearing the heat seeking missile

You’re drinking piss bro someone has to tell you

I wish Scottish people were real

This is how it feels to shit high as balls

Haha straight up shucking it, and by it, well. let’s justr say. My corn

Hod Chogulate

Kys

Hmm my Canes iced tea tastes weird?

Fake liberal media is LYING to you

Doing homework for my Fucking Your Mom class. You wouldn’t guess where I am rn

She’s here more than I am

If these mice want to live in my house they’ll have to live by my rules: bed time’s at 9 except on Fridays when we stay up late and watch movies

Whatever you say handsome

You think I ever have original thought? I am a mosaic of everything I’ve ever loved, and I will gladly take any opportunity to mishmash them together into a strange Frankenstein world of nonsense. Because how else am I supposed to get it out to the world than screaming into the void

Forcing my friends to play my silly ttrpgs is actually a way to subtly reference my nichest interests through “worldbuilding”

Tolerance to caffeine is another one of God’s challenges. He wants me to prove that humans CAN and WILL safely drink far more than the FDA recommended limit of 400mg. Truly a character building exercise for the ages

Who want they pool cleaned

If I don’t get a job when I graduate I’m literally starting a side hustle maintaining pools I have the credentials

Do I learn Chinese in preparation for the fall of the United States empire

The libs did it first but the commies did it better

She li on my brary till i card

I’m poopin my it, and by it I mean poop

Guys, I fear

Truly my least favorite butterfly effect