Evan Geiger

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Would love Patrick on the Shift+F1 pod this season for his perspective on it all

YouTube video by Slow Shed Gigs - Slow Shed - 48 Hour Film Project St. Louis 2025 - Audience Favorite + Best Original Music

I keep forgetting to share this. The lovely and talented @evangeiger.bsky.social and I made music for this short film and we’re given a trophy for it youtu.be/IrU5-zxpdhs?...

then:
"I like pancakes"
"so you HATE WAFFLES?"

now:
"I like pancakes"
"why are you talking about waffles and not the RUSSIAN CRIMINAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE"

Aggressive inline skaters perform choreography to “Dragula [Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnare Mix]” by Rob Zombie at Sega’s E3 2000 presentation (2000)

You can have story. Or you can have data.

Story is choices. Data is no choices, just more stuff, but presented with no weight, value or sense. Just more.

We are watching the tyranny of the takeover of story - of choice, of taste, of craft, of meaning - by the data people.

Horrible.

Giving up on the job search, will instead be scouring the zone for artifacts

The artwork shows a ruin with young women sitting and standing around it. There are two teachers among them. They are skeletons. One is holding a chihuahua and another one is reading a book. The young women participate in different activities such as reading books, drawing, sharing secrets with each other, playing flute and admiring the surroundings. There are two dogs in the foreground and a bird that one of the characters is drawing. There are trees in the background and some rock formations. Two young women are walking towards the rocks. The artwork is mostly green and brown with some white and light blue accents.

Sojourn
Inspired by Picnic at Hanging Rock

It’s gone. Three years of work by a talented, delightful team. Fittingly, Wheels of Aurelia was also a story about fighting for the very rights that are now being eroded.

Apple is delisting Wheels of Aurelia from the App Store, because it's... "obsolete". Our statement:

Alex, in her rural home hears "if you build it they will come" emanate through the window. She draws a comic called Loon Girl. Loon Girl says "double-fistin' Faygos" in her comic. She posts Loon Girl to Webcomicclown.com. She hears a rustling outside in the cornfield outside the house. Some people emerge from the cornfield. A man introduces himself and says "hi, we're neurodivergent." Another man says "we love your webcomic." A woman holds up a drawing pad and says "I've drawn a nude Loon Girl."

me walking down the JRPG hallway I thought would have a chest at the end but a cutscene started

Every summer is Hot Commie Summer tbh

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

Starfield reminded me when I used to go onto the NASA archives and find all the photos that were never published on the main site because they weren't topical, just hardware bathed in stark orbital light

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

Introducing ‘The Protocol’ Coming June 5: A six-part podcast exploring the origins of medical treatment for transgender young people, and how the care got pulled into a political fight that could end it in the United States.

We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This meme of a guy in a hot dog costume

from the NYT in honor of Pride month: an investigation into Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity

What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992

reuploading old edits I posted on twitter before

Séamas O'Reilly: The world is an objectively worse place because of tech-bro oligarchs As Zuckerberg pontificates about masculinity and traditional values, he does so in soundbites as lifeless as his former paeans to gender and racial equality

I wrote this on eternal life and ceaseless cringe. And how I've no interest in living forever if it's in a world ruled by the weird, brittle freaks we call tech CEOs.

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