Liz 🖤

I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war

One of the greatest things ever is overhearing your husband read one of your favorite books to your kid at bedtime. Especially if it's Fox In Socks. 😍🤭

They're already blasting the Xmas music at my OB's office. 😭😭😭

Coming soon to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Surely this ugly Bills loss will help stave off my horrible pregnancy nightmares.

hardly anything is on fleek these days

a picture from an old Clifford book. Clifford is much smaller than usual, implying he is baby. he is holding a brown paper bag in his mouth and is covered in a sheet with eye holes. it is obvious he is trick or treating. his tail has action lines around it, indicating he is rather excited for both the tricks and the treats

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

Just got double vaccinated for flu and COVID. Goodbye, left arm.

It's almost like the meetings aren't helping.

I looked at Walmart's maternity section and all they had were graphic t-shirts 🤮 with "mama" on them. 🤮🤮

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Timeline cleanse.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Yesterday, when the shooter was an imagined trans Muslim woke leftist, it was WAR.

Today, when the shooter turns out to be a young, gun-toting white male and the son of a sheriff, it’s “pray.”

Obama's a hard one to process.

My kink is karma.

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

screenshot of a news report that reads: Quote From Man Stabbed "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

same energy

Highs in the upper 70s this week. Fuck off already.

What a massive fucking waste. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

People really suck. It's not you. 💓

I went to my daughter's pre-k open house today and there's a kid with a semicolon in their name. How are you gonna name a kid 2 complete thoughts and not put one complete thought into naming them? 😂

Deftones were so good last night. Really cool video/lighting/stage work. Chino's looking healthy. My inner kid was beaming.

Too soon.

Phantogram. Nice. 👍

Somebody set off a smoke bomb or something in here. 🤔