snow song of pain

i should open my heart and play more bad video games

Kenny was conceived through the intercourse of a lioness and a hare and was born in a landfill.

:P

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I had a dream last night that I had two green pairs of jeans (one greener than the other) while in actuality I have but one.

like imagine being so into it that you could write a song about it or something

wish i could feel with greater frequency and amplitude

last night’s dream was long and pleasant but kind of boring. main thing is that i went to japan and immediately became an alcoholic

there were coin people who were also anime and it was cowboy times and we were in a cluster in a pit and trying to get out and succeeding and there was a rapacious coin in our posse we loathed. turns out the fellow has cowboy ADHD.

a dry erase board outside the theater held two quotes made by Jack Nicholson’s character in The Departed. i’ve never seen that movie and i wasn’t even sure he was in that movie until I looked it up just now

there was a road trip where we stopped the car to question shop employees who wore the wrong aprons and this was embarrassing. one shop didn’t make any pizza on saturdays. On sundays it opens at 4:00 p.m. and closes at 4:00 p.m. There was a little theater room.

my god there were portal mods with dating sim elements and maybe Silent Hill 4 elements and i could use the portal gun to bug through walls but this was an intended strategy. I’ve only played the first couple minutes of Silent Hill 4 and in this dream it scared me too much to play any more.

also i had a fucked up looking car that i didn’t know how to drive that took multiple attempts to get to its destination (i could reload a save) and i drove it for the purpose of relocating it to a place where the $350 cash sitting in the front seat would not be stolen.

even older gay dude. also these stories were intertwined somehow.

had a dream when i slept that certain movies were choose-your-own-adventures and in one i embodied a guy who always managed to say the wrong thing and upset his wife and offend others. in another i was Elio from Call Me By Your Name and there was this love triangle going on with another

dreamed i found an ISIS pickup truck for sale in the woods for $1000 dollars but was awoken before i could purchase it

i had a dream where i watched the superman movie and the characters had their dicks out

cept the man who wandered into mcdonald’s and filled a Big Gulp with soda pop. he makes sense.

the more i see of this country the less it makes sense

pretty kenny hamburger cat

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he's problematic

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I wish I’d grown up in one place and had stayed there

sobbing and wailing and shitting

there was also a guy who attempted to purchase $3,000 in google play gift cards to give to Kevin Spacey

no charges!

youtu.be/fLtI-hmB2tE

I do 🙋

wow

man in mirror

ssri stare