tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿

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very high and watching a playlist of current top music videos. i've recognized nothing yet and been mostly underwhelmed by these songs on first listen so far but blackpink's 'jump' blew my mind

both cats staring intently into the cat scratcher from opposite sides of it

staring at each other like they're playing an intense game of chess through the cactus-shaped cat scratcher

Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.

tofu cat looking off into the distance

tofu is the lord of all he surveys (the half of the living room tesla isn't in)

tofu cat with stuffed penguin on his tail, tesla almost in paw's reach to attack the toy

tofu placed tesla's toy penguin along his tail in hopes of getting tesla to attack tofu's tail, thus starting a fight (tofu is feisty tonight). sometimes tofu is smarter than i give him credit for

should i crank up some music and pretend like this isn't all just for me? maybe shout to a non-existent someone in the other room as i grab my food?

had spasms all day that kept me from eating, finally took my emergency meds and now i'm doing better but i'm high and hungry and just doordashed fifty wings

Simpsons old man threatening to paddle students "you better believe that's a fisting'

i demand a moratorium on all authors using the term "fisting" until they realize it does not mean any interaction a character has with a fist.
jerking off? he's 'fisting himself'.
punching a bully in the mouth? you're 'fisting his face'.
bunching up someone's shirt to grab and threaten them?

it somehow never occurs to billionaires that they could just do a good thing because it is a good thing to do. "i really WANT to treat my employees better but i'm just an uwu smol beans celebrity billionaire ceo, i don't have the power to change anything"

tofu cat on cat tree laying on back with head dangling off the edge upside down

ǝɹǝɥʇ ᴉɥ o

honestly this is more a grumpy & sleepy face

tesla's middle name is baymax after the "personal healthcare companion" from 'big hero 6' because he always tries to help when i'm feeling physically or mentally unwell

tesla cat

stuck in bed with convulsions running through my back and abs today. tesla tried to lay on my chest like he normally does and kept getting lowkey yeeted off by my spasms, so now he's laying next to me for support

not to mention they live in a world of magic where they can create objects ex nihilo, yet they are still a capitalist society with poor people. it's like finding out the starship enterprise has a ghetto in its lower decks.

tofu laying on my shoe

"if he can't put on his shoes he can't leave"

it helps that tofu is an excellent model

"it's important for americans to remember what embarrassing losere they are, which is why confederate monuments must stay!"

"blocking access to her shoe will force mom will stay home with adonis!"

tofu agrees with this solid cat logic.

tofu cat

tofu's been practicing his angry face

A long haired polydactyl tabby cat staring at a water dish

Their fountain stopped working and the bowl is his new nemesis that he thinks he needs to tip over

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

neither does tesla

i wonder if tofu and gus could harmonize their pooping songs

tesla cat

An upside down tangled up black kitten with all her paws in the air and her tongue poking out. I had just finished rubbing her belly (still a little naked from her spay) and she is writhing around on the crate floor demanding more love.

Meg would like it if I paid ALL the attention to her, rather than trying to tame her sister.

"I already love humans! Look at me!"

(she's perfect and she got belly rubs, brushes, and little head kisses as well as treats)

tofu cat laying on his back on the carpet staring at the butt of tesla cat, who is doing the head down ass up part of the classic cat stretch

cats are weird

this way to earwigs

give the nascar cars bladed hubcaps

black and white cat with a very nonplussed expression

tesla is channeling his inner gus (of @katskitties.bsky.social fame) for this photo

sleeping tesla cat