found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿

two cats sleeping on an unmade bed

had to drop the fam off at the airport very early, the boys waited patiently for me to return to bed. tesla is especially glad to no longer be competing with the dog for cuddles and pets

now that's entertainment!

dog and cat in my lap

tesla and wiggles are sharing my lap!

i just farted so loudly that tofu hit a wall while fleeing the room in terror

i ignore sports as a rule but your description sold me and goddamn that was a clip worth watching so thank you

i am just stoned enough to believe i could crush it on taskmaster

also an excellent cat

dio is an excellent cat name

visser 3: <ANDALITE!>

wiggles the dog looking proud standing over a stuffed kermit the frog

it is with a heavy heart that i inform the millions of muppet fans following my account that wiggles gleefully murdered kermit today at 7:12pm cst

i've had to keep myself functioning through stress and obligations and medical scans for nine days now, but in about 38 hours i'll send wiggles and my folks on their flight to arizona, then i'll need to spend two days straight unmedicated, just miserably convulsing in bed to reset my body to zero.

i'm too stoned at the zoo to do this math

tofu cat standing atop a sideways laundry hamper, mouth open mid-meow

tofu has some opinions he needs to voice

this gives me flashbacks to an episode of 'alone' where this guy surviving in the wilderness has a chipmunk in his camp that he says hi to, then after weeks/months he gets so hungry that he hunts the chipmunk to eat it, then breaks down emotionally and uses his emergency radio to quit the show

two cats and a dog on top of a blanket that is on top of me

briefly had all three animals curled up sleeping on me this morning

"if they were any more full of shit you could give them an enema and bury them in a matchbox" is a banger insult that i am going to save to use on special occasions

brilliant

We need a feature that lets people boop your pfp and have it temporarily change back to your previous one so I can remember who you are

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i would probably be feeling fewer side effects right now if i had remembered to eat today

it's bonkers

This is INCREDIBLE. The Bearded Vulture has multigenerational nests that last for hundreds of years, built in very secluded places — and they’re FULL OF ANTHROPOGENIC ARTIFACTS.

secret service treating him like a three year old being taking on a road trip by his parents: "do you have to go, donnie? no? are you sure? please give it a try before we get in the car. remember what happened last time you said you didn't have to go?"

tofu cat curled up with two of his paws on two of wiggles dog paws

we have intentional cuddle buddies! i repeat, tofu and wiggles are touching each other while napping entirely by choice!

i deleted the app when the owl's face was melting off

tickle makes many valid points. i need to reconsider some deeply held beliefs now.

Tickle has more of a comment than a question...

swapping from adderall to focalin today, very nervous about potential side effects with my anxiety or muscle convulsions or heart condition. fingers crossed for me, y'all

two cats, one making a weird face

zoom in on weird cat face

computer, enhance

it says the giveaway dates ended sept 30, and "winners have been selected"