tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿

great cat minds think alike

a mental sunk cost fallacy

beetles if you do, beetles if you don't

tofu cat asleep on my lap with my hand laying on his side

lap gremlin mode activated

his daughters were growing up and he was ashamed to be "just a driving instructor" and not "something they could be proud of" so i explained to the dude how my dad had a "prestigious" job that made him bitter and miserable while also giving him no time for family, and at 15 i hated him for that.

my driving instructor had a existential crisis in the passenger seat, with full body sobbing. i pulled the car over and spent half an hour using all the wisdom i'd accumulated in my 15 years on earth to talk him down.

tofu, orange and white flamepoint siamese cat, asleep with his head on the back of tesla, a black and white cow cat, who looks grumpy

tesla is less than thrilled that tofu has decided to use his butt as a pillow

🎶 take me down to the bearadise city
where the girls are bears and they bare bear titties🎵

tofu cat inside clothes dryer and yelling at me

tumble dry me you coward!

"if you require me to attend medical school i'll never get a chance to perform surgery"

tofu cat laying on a chair with a dnd blanket, my arm extended out to pet him

tofu needs a place to lay within petting reach of me wherever i'm sitting, otherwise he starts opening every cabinet he can reach to get some attention

i wear my scars like the rings on a pimp
i live life like the captain of a sinking ship

this was my experience with mayo clinic's neurology department. i had to be on a wait list for months before i could even book an appointment almost a year out.

tesla cat on top of a digital dnd map, his paw reaching out for some of the minis

i have a house rule that anything the cats do to the game pieces is cannon. this photo was taken during yesterday's dnd session, two seconds before tesla k.o.'d two players and an npc mid-battle

same for the altoids tin

four months after my best friend passed, i'm finally starting to shake off this extended depression.

somebody tell chuck schumer that the baileys have been assaulted by ice.

tesla cat laying on my chest with my arm around him

caturday cuddles

10/10 would accidentally sit on this black cat on a black chair at some point

i mean, faster than this mobility aid goes when i need to use it as a mobility aid, but not by much

look how puffy his tail gets when i push him around! this is tofu's rollercoaster, it gives him that fun kind of scary feeling

linus from peanuts, but a war criminal

tofu cat on a wheeled walker, looking at camera and meowing

this little terrorist is demanding to be pushed around on my wheelie walker

it absolutely is. i'm opening the windows to air out the house

if the sun is out and the temp is above freezing you best believe my sunroof is open and the ska is bumpin' full volume

tofu cat in my lap

i am very high and tofu is great

tofu cat inside a cat bed with just his head outside of it resting int the floor, which is significantly lower than the rest of him

tofu can sleep like this but if my orthopedic pillow is at a slight angle my neck will hurt all day

just slide down the railing on your ass like a normal person

got a call from uncle steve's doctor, asking for the whole family to attend his sudden appointment with the lung transplant team. that's probably a good sign, right?

tofu is hypoallergenic but i am allergic to tesla and he also demands smooches