Gram Smoker’s Dracula

Tfw u weird

that’s my boyfriend he lives in a moldy tomb at the bottom of the river

i don’t wanna

my little hide out in the woods where strange men sometimes visit to shoot heroin

Yeah bro roll through. We’re practicing pistol whips on a melon

guys let’s make a fort

referring to having to pay a bus fare as "utter woke nonsense"

poop is one of the many things you can go

I'm sorry you feel like i shot you a bunch of times

Beans are messages from the deep

they should’ve made a House episode about the green xans that will turn you gay

i thing i just cracked the code

tiny demons live in every jack-o’-lantern

my lymph nodes have been swollen for a decade & i don’t even care

those born under the juggalo sign have a higher statistical likelihood of finding floor pills

It’s all true. None of it.

it’s cause you’re always on that damn nothing

dead guy award

is peaceful

give me a recommendation

it’s just busch light apple

the gayest beer in the world

don’t talk to me if you aren’t schizoid autistic or a psychopath

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘩. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

who is jessie signal

i’ve been listening to stuff

robot chicken is really good when you are high & slightly delirious & can’t sleep at 2 AM

i’m very fond of not having friends