Xaq (but 40)

Yeah, sometimes the internet feels like a mistake lol

A fucking ICON.

That's so cute, good for them.

Turn around 🔪

Thank you! I'm having a lovely day and I'm very excited for evening plans ahead. A great day for sure 🙏

no don't!

That could have been a slip-up to be fair. It was ~*written and published*~ in the Victorian era. But for sure it's not set in the era.

@henryrollins21361.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Henry Rollins! It was only just last year when I learned we share the same birthday and that's rad as hell!

My only critique is the use of butane, you gotta use a longer lasting ignition medium if you want it to last.

kids today have never passed around a xerox copy "The Poor Man's James Bond" or the cookbook and it shows.

I love the initiative though.

Time again to share my Stock Art Artists starter pack (with focus on TTRPG).

go.bsky.app/2khFm1H

If you happen to fit the bill, let me know.

there are only two moods as an artist

✨🙏🙏🙏✨

I just wanna
Eat my truck
Mow the Flag
America
Dress my dog.

I jus wanna
Piss the flag
Be a steak
Fuck my truck
Wife left me
Mermerica

I juhwanna
Merica
Be my truck
Fuck my guns
Hot dog sex
Wear red hat
Little skirt
Be a man
America
Just the tip
It's not gay
Play baseball
Kiss a man
UHMERICUH

Thank you brother! Excited to be here 🙏🙌

THNK OO 😅🙏

Thank you 🙏

Today, Friday the 13th (February) I am now 40 years old.

It's been a wild ride so far.

Oh shit, is it already Boonta Eve?!

My coworkers and also just my family (all service workers) talk about all the time, you can ALWAYS tell who has never worked a service job before.

EVERYONE should have to work a minimum two-years food and/or retail as well.

I work in a hamburger stand in an affluent Austin, TX neighborhood and the amount of food waste I see is insane. Whole baskets of kids chicken tenders with one bite from one tender and then TRASH.

I grew up poor (and food insecure a few times) this shit makes me IRATE.

To be fair, if ANYONE could sustain brain injuries from a milkshake, I believe it would be Andy Ngo. 🤣

AWESOME

bite the hand that will not feed

No, he was on the toilet and snake swam up his bum and and did an ourorborousus in his tummy and they both died.

Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social (me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao August 7, 2023 at 3:38 AM

thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet

This is a whole new incredible area of meme i had no idea i needed.

This caption is KILLING me 🤣🤣

I hate centrists so much dawg.

"Different beliefs" bro some of these people's "beliefs" include the deportation and deaths of people like me.

I always hated that shit man. Different opinions should be shit like "I like chicken instead of beef", not "I think brown people shouldn't have rights"

THAT was my first thought before I'd even finished the sentence. A sentence that gets worse the longer you read it