Elise ✨

Edinburgh, I need you to step up your concert venue game. I can’t be going to Glasgow every time I want to see a gig. 😫

12.02.2025 10:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With each passing day post-inauguration I feel more and more like this chihuahua…

22.01.2025 10:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to know where all the funny people are going after the TikTok ban…

17.01.2025 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear SZA, I'm supposed to be listening to Christmas music right now, not 'Kitchen' on repeat... 😩

23.12.2024 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spotify Wrapped, why are you out here lying. Am I really supposed to believe my friend is in the top .05% of listeners worldwide because they listened to Chappell Roan’s “Good Luck, Babe!” a mere 60 times in a YEAR? The stans are working harder than that honey and they make up more than .05%!

04.12.2024 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love overhearing a good airport lounge conversation. Do I have any context? No. Have I filled in the blanks by making up an entire backstory for them? Yes. Will I ever think about them again? Not a chance.

22.11.2024 11:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only correct answer.

21.11.2024 12:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RHOBH Dorit Kemsley lighting a cigarette in the car

Me mentally preparing to be around my conservative family for Thanksgiving…

20.11.2024 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Elon who? 💅🏻

20.11.2024 15:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0