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I didn't say anything about politics.

If you want me to get political, then I believe that politicians using people's fear of what they don't understand as a tool to get elected harms the country as a whole, as they can ignore real issues in favor of fixing manufactured ones.

11.08.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clown people transition from being normal to transphobic in a process called listening to senile, orange goblins and his goblin friends

11.08.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saying "fascist leftist" is really the perfect way to tell people that you have no clue as to what the hell you're talking about.

11.08.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I'll try this believing thing some day. Before that, there will be no negotiations.

10.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong. You have one enemy. What kind of a number is 1000,00000?

10.08.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update:

I have become the thing I swore to destroy. I am a priest main, and I am so sorry.

Yet even in this dark chapter of my life, I will only play aggressive/midrange decks.

I may be a pest, but I am not a monster. Please, find it in yourself to forgive me.

Death to Quest Mage.

09.08.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro dropped Look Outside? Gross.

09.08.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is you

09.08.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm more of an Ao Oni or Lisa: The First type of guy

09.08.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Found myself thinking of Charlotte Fosgate again.
How people can bully another human being to suicide, then celebrate her death as a victory is beyond me.

It sickens me. It saddens me.

Rest in peace Charlotte.

Maybe in the next life you can freely be yourself.

07.08.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop eating glue

07.08.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a person sitting on a rock ALT: a black and white drawing of a person sitting on a rock

The struggler

07.08.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot mama :D

07.08.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate it when my hair calcifies. It hath been a curse upon my bloodline for aeons and shall be forevermore. Even now, I feel the strands hardening and crying out to their undying overlord beneath the mountains.

06.08.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree, but it's not like the leftist wall of text is much better

06.08.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine that you, as in the human you, are being attacked by a bully more than twice your size with the intent to kill you. Surviving that attack should be celebrated. Why should world politics be any different?

When victory is achieved, I say give the man his prize.

06.08.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it's vore/feet/some other weird kink, then maybe keep it hidden but if it's understandable, then go for it, sis

05.08.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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May I suggest investing in a cork gun? Should be available at your nearest gun store. Has equivalent stopping power to a .308 rifle, so any boogieman trying to eat you will definitely feel it.
The model below has saved my tootsies more times than I can count.

05.08.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fortune

04.08.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Funny little guy

Funny little guy

Found this little guy in my garden. Anyone know what bug this is? #bugsky #bug #biology

04.08.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Average Nora cook.
(Sorry that was mean, I didn't mean it, don't yell at me please.)

04.08.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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peggle

07.06.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a hand holds a lighter to a cigarette in the beak of a raven (crow)

a hand holds a lighter to a cigarette in the beak of a raven (crow)

โ€œThanks, man. Where was I? Oh yeah, so it was December, and I just wanted to get out of the cold. I knocked on some random guy's door. Iโ€™m tellinโ€™ ya, dude was out of his friggin' mind! He kept asking me a bunch of super weird questions and whining about some chick named Lenore."

03.07.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1446    ๐Ÿ” 215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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When someone asks what parenting be likeโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿต ๐Ÿฅฐ

20.07.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19197    ๐Ÿ” 3688    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 378    ๐Ÿ“Œ 312

That's why you never go alone

03.08.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking wistfully out of windows... sighing melancholically... dancing to California Gurls... political extremism

03.08.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From this we can surmise that Aya is a thirsty creature. Notice also the two characters flanking the Madoka Magica girl (idk the name :3). One of them is stood on a box, indicating a position of authority above the other.

02.08.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can't afford to study. Simple as.

02.08.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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