@autoames.bsky.social
Shut Da Fuck Up... Drummer in @nojerseyband.bsky.social
Lol baseball edits becoming your new thing is pretty good
08.07.2025 13:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*Homer Simpson interviewing to be Liberal Joe Rogan*
A TRESS MACNEILLE CHARACTER: We’re looking for someone charismatic, affable, and relatable to the common man, but who also shares our values.
HOMER (smiling blithely): Such as?
*interviewer pauses, consults notes*
TRESS: Thanks for stopping by
The same hot dog photo but with a high-contrast black and white filter
And this Sin City-esque edit, which @autoames.bsky.social dubbed “A Dog to Die For”
16.05.2025 02:50 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Oh yeah and it turns out somehow she naturally speaks in the transatlantic accent
06.05.2025 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Final Fantasy character
05.05.2025 22:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey bluesky! Today is Bandcamp Friday where all money on the site goes straight to the artists; it’s the first one of these since we released “How To Make It In America.” So why not toss a coin to your boys for a song well done? nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/how-to...
02.05.2025 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
It was a genuine thrill to interview one of my favorite composers, @bearmccreary.bsky.social, about his music, how much the narrative scoring industry has changed during his career, and his world tour, which comes to New York in two weeks.
observer.com/2025/05/bear...
Logging in to bluesky to say “Go Knicks”
02.05.2025 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Homer of a Lonely Bart
27.04.2025 13:39 — 👍 1444 🔁 274 💬 14 📌 5
the good boys of @nojerseyband.bsky.social are playing a rock and roll show at Our Wicked Lady in Brooklyn tonight and yours truly will be in attendance. you should consider going as well imo dice.fm/event/wwxl2x...
25.04.2025 18:23 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0The Doors’ music is really bad but when you consider that it’s all fake stuff written for a Val Kilmer movie it’s more forgivable
16.04.2025 15:39 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1many The National fans will hate me but I prefer Alligator over Boxer
12.04.2025 15:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0happy birthday!
12.04.2025 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clyde on Today Show: “So Dylan I hear you’re a Celtics fan“
Host Dylan Dreyer: “Well…I…”
Clyde: (Shows her the rings) “These are 2 that they didn’t get”
😂☠️
the genocide he enthusiastically spent more than a year funding at the end of his term
07.04.2025 13:09 — 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Please watch and enjoy the new music video from my friends and yours at @nojerseyband.bsky.social youtu.be/EiDagejxKmk?...
03.04.2025 18:18 — 👍 11 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Why God why’d it have to be Leto?
05.04.2025 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO FAKE IT TIL WE FIGURE IT OUT?!
The music video for “How to Make It In America,” directed by Andy Webb, is out TODAY!
Here’s a taste, and a link to the whole thing: youtu.be/EiDagejxKmk?...
Show tonight at Our Wicked Lady to celebrate.
I’m imagining Craig Finn singing this
02.04.2025 22:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
mario stands and cries in front of flames next to a switch 2 cartridge that reads "Trump's Tariff Tax" $90 GAMES
Mama Mia is right:
Pissed about $90 Switch 2 games?
Thank Donald Trump, his fake gamer buddy Elon Musk, and the Republican Party.
Trump's Tariff Tax is coming for every part of American life.
His useless trade war continues to make just existing harder for all of us, and it will only get worse
It’s No Jersey’s “How to Make It In America” release show!!! With tunes from… Lukka + Sailor Boyfriend + Kissed By An Animal + No Jersey Thursday, 4/3 on the rooftop of Our Wicked Lady Doors at 7:30pm Show at 8pm $12 adv, $15 day of
SHOWWWWW!
Celebrate the release of our new single How to Make It In America with us, Lukka, Sailor Boyfriend, Kissed by an Animal, at Our Wicked Lady in Brooklyn this coming Thursday night!
It’s gonna rule and you should go.
RSVP: bandnada.com/p/65497-no-j...
My friends, @autoames.bsky.social and Coco
29.03.2025 03:43 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Yeah but i feel like she didn’t really have any characterization outside of “female porky pig” before and this movie really makes her three dimensional.
28.03.2025 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s also on spotify/apple music/tidal/etc. vyd.co/HowToMakeItI...
26.03.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This is your midweek reminder to check out @nojerseyband.bsky.social’s new single “How To Make It In America” nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/how-to...
26.03.2025 21:51 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Good evening bluesky, if you’re looking for a new song about how the system failed us, may we suggest our new one, “How To Make It In America” open.spotify.com/album/2oKAL7...
24.03.2025 23:25 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0COSMO JARVIS: Tell me the truth. Was Tom Hardy unavailable?
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN: …no, of course not.
ONE HOUR EARLIER:
They need to add online co-op to the next Spider-Man game so that me and @autoames.bsky.social can swing around the city together throwing goons off of tall buildings like we did in the old days, in real life
02.03.2025 13:46 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
New single coming March 10th!Pre-save it here: vyd.co/HowToMakeItI...
25.02.2025 15:49 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
