Mami Wata 🧜🏾‍♀️💋

1. Drink water this morning. Do that for your kidneys.

2. Eat at least an egg today. Do that for your brain.

3. Use your legs. Exercise. Take a walk. Do that for your heart.

4. Stay hydrated through today. Do that for your body.

5. Repost. Do that for others.

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I might be working from the bed today. I’m too cozy.

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

Nothing to see here, folks. No special favors to anyone we know.

"We kinda don’t need this vaccine any longer."

The millennial urge to leave early or not go at all.

Hmm.

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"We write to the Court on behalf of our client Shawn Carter on a matter of extraordinary and grave importance for the integrity of the proceedings in the above-captioned case," begins tonight's letter to the court from Jay-Z's lawyer Alex Spiro.

This is hilarious

SOLANA!

They think you stupid.

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Picture of damaged luggae

So I get off my flight. Go to baggage claim. My bag is taking an extremely long time to come off the belt. Im looking at this one bag like.... That looks like mine but it's no fucking way.

It was my bag. 😭

Broward Co. to vacate convictions for people who bought crack made by the Sheriff's Office For three years, the Broward County Sheriff's Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest.

"For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine."

Day 8712 of my UHC case obsession:

The Monopoly money tho?! He planned for the backpack to be seized you think he wasn’t careful at Starbucks?!

The math ain’t mathing. I have a law degree from the university of Pope, Benson & Specter…and it’s not adding up.

When I have to buy olive oil

I get emotional every time I see my Water Polo girls,,, but this was something special,,, They had me crying real tears for about 10 mins.

To get a Gold Medal clock by people who mean so much to me is the greatest Christmas present and gift in life. Thankx to Maggie Steffens and Ashleigh Johnson.🫶🏾

Nick Fuentes of your body my choice fame has been arrested for spraying a woman in the face with mace.

Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.

Oh I thought this was a joke.

(What if he actually showed up?)

Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-Bam

This shit my orthodontist put in my mouth today is killing me.

Ibuprofen barely even helped!

I need to work on my posture when I’m seated at my desk all day. Any tips are welcome.

My uterus is beating me up and making demands.

I need some sweets!

The nanny knows more about his son than he does and he’s proud enough to put that online???

*spits at his feet*

This is frightening because I don’t think that’s the same guy. Different jacket, different color backpack straps.

Like come on.

She’s so hot! I need this hair 😍

Do not go gentle into that good night. Knuck if you buck, against the dying of the light.

With this music specifically