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@dwmarkham.bsky.social

Gooner, cyclist, rambler. Enjoys both woke and non-woke sandwich fillings

56 Followers  |  74 Following  |  525 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.0587

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Lovely piece mate.

31.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going as standing mere centimetres away from a complete stranger in a public place despite there being acres of empty space

30.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blackburn not signing Zidane because they already had Tim Sherwood

28.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just waiting for the "here we go" from Nicholas Witchell

25.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"He's about to do something stupid"
YouTube video by Berserk879 "He's about to do something stupid"

Watching the Round Table like...

#thetraitors

youtu.be/UE8yMWW0A4c?...

23.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of homer simpson wearing a hat and a military uniform ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson wearing a hat and a military uniform
20.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, g'wan Slabhead!!

19.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Temu Lex Luther and the world's smuggest man suffering a meltdown after two minutes is πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

19.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 @stadio.football spiritually onside alert!!!

18.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

arseholes or arsehole cyclists?

15.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Put some respect on Jonny Cashmere

15.10.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Tench. Now there's a man with a haircut you can set your watch by

14.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Audience at the Crookes Social club watching Pete Brown on stage

Audience at the Crookes Social club watching Pete Brown on stage

Lorra fun listening to @petebrownbeer.bsky.social talking beer and the senses on a Monday evening.

13.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Low key one of the funniest random moments in the show

10.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's good / That's bad

07.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're probably aware of it, but Wye Bakehouse on the other side of the trading estate is really worth a visit.

06.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Must be a Like a Prayer line somewhere

04.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen Starve Acre? If not I'd highly recommend it!

04.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Conor Bradley | Welcome to Sunderland | 27-28

04.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheap at twice the price!

04.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting

Refcam is good for free kicks and thunderbastards

04.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would be objectively funny if Wednesday and United both went down

04.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's kicked the bouquet. Pour one out

03.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who knew Eric Dier was at Monaco?! Be honest!

02.10.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY BOY! MY BEAUTIFUL BIG BRAZILIAN BASTARD

28.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Newcastle fans adding themselves to the list of massively tinpot wankers

28.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't help but feel happy for little Thomas The Tank Engine face, Ollie Watkins 😊

28.09.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Temu Lex Luther seeing his arse at the end of the Palace game πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

27.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GLAD ALL OVER

27.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a face ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
25.09.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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