I'm assembling a team
13.02.2026 22:49 β π 766 π 99 π¬ 9 π 1@badgertastical.bsky.social
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I'm assembling a team
13.02.2026 22:49 β π 766 π 99 π¬ 9 π 1it really does make it difficult to utter those words "they didn't know any better back then", because "hey maybe we shouldn't go out here with shotguns and mow down all these birds until there are no more passenger pigeons" really is just COMMON FUCKING SENSE
no special fancy learnin' necessary
there's a thread on tumblr that always gets me about pigeons, how there are so many color varieties and are so adaptable in the cities because we bred them to be that way, round little feathery friends, and we abandoned them en masse and now call them "rats with wings"
13.02.2026 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Me at 20: Iβll have it all figured out by the time Iβm 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice
When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
13.02.2026 20:55 β π 2953 π 509 π¬ 27 π 66i am ride or die for this fed-up king
13.02.2026 22:36 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0oh, bless, sfw underoos for q25, now i can use the dressing room in ffxiv without getting jumpscared by my own dong
13.02.2026 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0new frontiers in Telling on Yourself
13.02.2026 21:10 β π 21 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0deeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeep siiiiiiiiigh
13.02.2026 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Revolutionary Girl Utena ~ Adolescence Apocalypse, illustrated by Shinya Hasegawa for A-X Magazine, March 1999! Scanned from the Hardcore of UTENA artbook: emptymovement.com/media/hardco...!
13.02.2026 21:58 β π 47 π 18 π¬ 0 π 0the episode of river monsters where he inadvertently hooked a goliath grouper while trying for a bull shark in florida was wild. first time i'd ever seen a "fish shaped" fish that big that wasn't a shark or sport fish. thing looked like it came out of galactus's fish tank
13.02.2026 22:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i started it just for gina yashere, i'm trying to stick with it because i couldn't get through picard and i desperately wanted to
13.02.2026 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stream it. Scream it. π€
#LongFace by the notorious band #TheVampireLestat is available NOW wherever you listen to music.
If you stupid motherfuckers put him up as the candidate. I am not voting end of story.
13.02.2026 20:34 β π 29 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0do you think the micro machines guy has a cameo because i got a request for him
13.02.2026 20:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can i fedpost for about 30 seconds
13.02.2026 20:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600β480 BCE
her: are you stupid
me:
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why is virologist dr. dexter holland and his band catching strays like this
13.02.2026 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ice and cops are two cheeks of the same ass, send post
13.02.2026 16:18 β π 8 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Every kick off one of the most famous gunfights in the history of firearms because you just couldnβt help being a saucy bitch?
13.02.2026 03:45 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0buildings sometimes just do that when they're stressed, idk what any of y'all are seeing
13.02.2026 16:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0real monkey's paw moment here having wished drake would get more affectionate - now the moment i get horizontal, this bustopher jones-ass cat has to camp out directly on my bladder
13.02.2026 14:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
i wish we'd read kafka. we did moby dick and of mice and men, and tbh i think i might like steinbeck a little better if we'd done the grapes of wrath instead
13.02.2026 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a screenshot of a tan skinned viera guy, leaning against a stack of wooden crates on a seaside dock at sunset. he has his arms crossed over his bare chest, and a futuristic looking prosthetic arm. his shaggy hair is dark blue with green highlights, matching the fur of his rabbit ears. the hilts of a pair of swords are visible poking up over his shoulders
the same bun-boy, but leaping for the camera mid-attack against a nighttime desert skyline, his two swords combined at the ends into one long double-ended blade that glows with a techy, futuristic blue light.
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#ffxiv
like was it careful, methodical note-taking and observations the whole way through, or if after the 56th wrong mix did they get frustrated and yell the chinese equivalent of "fuck it, let's see what happens" and just wing it
13.02.2026 10:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i always watch these traditional craftsman douyin on tumblr, and i just --
i always get distracted wondering what the process was to discover that wet rocks out of the river turn into celadon. like the long combinations of heating grindings and rinsing that are wrong and just ended in hot gravel
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
13.02.2026 09:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0