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@badgertastical.bsky.social

3 stoned badgers in a caftan, occasionally an ogier treesinger | 42 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ they/any anarchist | ffxiv (urianger brainrot forever) / wheel of time / pathfinder 2e | an absolute shambles | art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical

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Please consider making a donation πŸ’š Your support can help us rebuild, heal, and find hope again after all we’ve endured.

Hello friend, I’m reaching out with all the strength I have left πŸ™.
My family is shivering, starving, and losing hope πŸ’”.
Please donate.
Even a small amount can bring warmth and food πŸ‰.

Please don’t ignore our struggleβ€”we truly need your help.

23.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bless y'all

23.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i would like to crowdfund another series of james may's the reassembler solely for my mental health please

23.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i shoulda put more points in charisma during character creation

23.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, I'm projecting my life onto her...

#art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle

22.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3251    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 17

Need to raise £55 for tomorrow night, I have food to last a few days, I just need to pay the B&B by tomorrow. 🩷

22.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First-ever permanent Final Fantasy XIV goods shop to open in Tokyo A permanent retail location dedicated entirely to the hit MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV is set to open its doors in Tokyo’s Akihabara district this December.

mailing myself to the ffxiv shop/self-service bar and getting drunkenly emotional at the starlight promo art of the twins with louisoix and urianger with moenbryda

23.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

warlock's ring, kn-95 mask, same thing

22.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I kinda went hard with this background
Made with Clip Studio Paint + Toonboom Harmony
#FF14 #FFXIV #LimsaLominsa

22.11.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 560    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

ANKLE WRECKERS

THEIR NAME IS ANKLE WRECKERS

*runs away screaming*

22.11.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Close enough, welcome back Endwalker Grapes

15.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 614    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

we have one joke on eorzea, and I'll laugh at it every time

22.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rogue keeps tapping my arm for food but there's none to give her. i thought i had gotten enough cat food to compensate for the potential snap cuts this month but i guess i did the math wrong

22.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

sorry for posting about The Character. yeah it's terminal. sorry. it'll happen again

21.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1661    πŸ” 1255    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 22

I am taking this day by day its Β£55 a night to stay here, so i need that at least, during the week there is a full breakfast so I will eat each day and food isnt so much needed but it would be nice to get some cheap microwave and ramen bits in to do each day.

Thanks for the help so far. 🩷

22.11.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

perfectly normal moment on the toilet at 1:30 am feeling a bit of disability solidarity watching a beetle missing two legs on one side crawling out of the sink

22.11.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
22.11.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heero yuy: hey, duo, look at what i made.

heero yuy: [holds up a printout of the wing gundam that says, in impact font, 'WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH'.]

duo maxwell: oh, yeah, i've seen that meme around.

heero yuy: what's a meme.

22.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Help me keep the roof I have over the weekend, ive been lucky enough to be in hospital or find the funds to get a cheap hotel, until I'm back in hospital im relying on other people's generosity. Will pay it forward when I can. 🩷

21.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if anyone ever needs the charisma stat explained to them you can just show them that photo

21.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idc about any high minded analysis, the Mamdani thing is funny

21.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1395    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0

oops, i think i'm back on my iron bull shit

21.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dragon Age Inquisition fanart, digitally drawn emulating red and white conte chalk on beige paper. The characters are The Iron Bull and dwarven Inquisitor. Iron Bull hugs Inky, giving her a smooch on the chin. She smiles broadly, while grabbing hold of one of his horns playfully.

Dragon Age Inquisition fanart, digitally drawn emulating red and white conte chalk on beige paper. The characters are The Iron Bull and dwarven Inquisitor. Iron Bull hugs Inky, giving her a smooch on the chin. She smiles broadly, while grabbing hold of one of his horns playfully.

Little sketch commish of @linnybobinny.bsky.social’s lovely Willy grabbing the Bull by his horns. SMOOCH

| #DragonAge | #ironwilly | #Nixmoriarty |

21.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Stephen Miller frantically pushing buttons on the Trump remote control "damn, why is this thing not working!"

21.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

the ghost of jim henson: that's why we made reagan analog. the hardest part was finding a bob's big boy wig in good condition

21.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i've been feeling like shit in bed all day listening to the rain and i log into bsky and see that photo of trump doing his dumb fucking grin at mamdani and i almost laughed myself sick

21.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait no he's got way too high a charisma score to be a wizard

zohran mamdani are you a sorcerer because holy fuck all he did was smile and trump went and got his own leash

21.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

zohran mamdani are you a wizard

21.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A MOOD πŸ’”

RIP Rand al'Thor, may you channel that thunderstorm into eternity.

21.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

yeah she goes "that's a strange-looking orange" and the host responds "...meatball, that's because it's a tomato", and meatball just yells in response because it's a cooking competition show, the cooking hasn't even started yet, and she can't tell a tomato and an orange apart

21.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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